listen, i wanna talk about this because it's so awful and so self-indulgent and it was SO much fun to write, i think it's the most FUN i've ever had writing porn, other than that caroline/elena car sex i wrote for you
and i was COMPLETELY stuck at getting these two kids to have sex for some reason, and i couldn't just write any porn scene, i like this fic too much to do that, and dan/blair too much to do that.
BUT THIS, THO. I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS TO HAPPEN.
thesaurus sex, i mean i love people talking during sex scenes, always, and i'm sure that d/e marta wrote once with damon reading the preface of the picture of dorian gray to elena as she gives him a bj is at least a bit responsible for this fic but this is just so SILLY and so d/b and i think it actually works
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Doris!!!! Look this is absolutely everything. EVERYTHING I could have ever wanted like you are too cruel and too precious for me to even begin to explain.
I want to yell about Dan-the-writer and how twisted and unreal his perspective is and how much that's going to haunt me forever. but mostly
Maybe not all of us, I mean, maybe I wasn't supposed to actually, you know, marry my soulmates. Maybe not all souls can handle that like honestly HOW COULD YOU the amount that I wrong!ship Blair/Chuck is literally criminal. I AM THE WORST. BABY YOU THINK YOUR SOUL MATCHES HIS AND IT DOESN'T, I SWEAR, YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR THIS PLANET - TOO PURE
DORIS W H Y
(Blair Waldorf's always been thirsty. Mostly, her problem was just that she didn't know what she was thirsty for.) Dan you idiot.
why thank you i am so glad you're enjoying my cruelty. dan's pov is more fun than i ever could have hoped for, tbh. though i am entertaining the idea of switching to blair's pov to give us glimpses of her marriage with chuck. or writing a companion piece about it or sth. it would be such a lovely thing to explore, though i am so terrified of even seriously thinking of writing chuck/blair.
and i am dying to write serena, and serena and dan's marriage from dan's pov.
i want you to talk to me always about your chuck/blair wrong!shipping.
dan is an idiot, always, but he'such a beautiful idiot
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and i was COMPLETELY stuck at getting these two kids to have sex for some reason, and i couldn't just write any porn scene, i like this fic too much to do that, and dan/blair too much to do that.
BUT THIS, THO. I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS TO HAPPEN.
thesaurus sex, i mean i love people talking during sex scenes, always, and i'm sure that d/e marta wrote once with damon reading the preface of the picture of dorian gray to elena as she gives him a bj is at least a bit responsible for this fic but this is just so SILLY and so d/b and i think it actually works ( ... )
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glad i still know what you like.
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I want to yell about Dan-the-writer and how twisted and unreal his perspective is and how much that's going to haunt me forever. but mostly
Maybe not all of us, I mean, maybe I wasn't supposed to actually, you know, marry my soulmates. Maybe not all souls can handle that
like honestly HOW COULD YOU
the amount that I wrong!ship Blair/Chuck is literally criminal. I AM THE WORST.
BABY YOU THINK YOUR SOUL MATCHES HIS AND IT DOESN'T, I SWEAR, YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR THIS PLANET - TOO PURE
DORIS W H Y
(Blair Waldorf's always been thirsty. Mostly, her problem was just that she didn't know what she was thirsty for.)
Dan you idiot.
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and i am dying to write serena, and serena and dan's marriage from dan's pov.
i want you to talk to me always about your chuck/blair wrong!shipping.
dan is an idiot, always, but he'such a beautiful idiot
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(Blair Waldorf's always been thirsty. Mostly, her problem was just that she didn't know what she was thirsty for.)
of course
"Maybe not all of us, I mean, maybe I wasn't supposed to actually, you know, marry my soulmates. Maybe not all souls can handle that."
He gently places the wine opener on the bottle. He's careful not to say it. He opens the bottle.
"Did you? Marry yours?"
He pours wine into the first glass. A drop misses the glass. Tires screech outside. A woman curses.
"I don't know."
your words, doris, how do you do words. did you? marry yours? #hahahaha.
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