100 Themes - Rated
100 Theme Prompt: 40. Rated
Author: fluffygremlin
Fandom: Sirens
Characters/Pairings: The Almighty Threesomee
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned people who are NOT me. No copyright or trademark infringement is intended and no money is being made.
Rated
“I’d say it’s a four.”
“A four? Are you fucked?”
“No, because I don’t fuck fours.”
“It was at least a six.”
“Don’t fuck sixes either.”
“Say you were rating me…”
“A solid eight, your ass.”
“I’m flattered, mate.”
“Don’t be. I don’t fuck eights either.”
“Why are you two even having this conversation? Nevermind. I don’t actually want to know. And, for the record, you’re an eight, he’s a ten, can we now pretend to be professionals for at least another hour until the shift’s over?”
“How come he gets to be a ten?”
“Genetics, mate.”
“Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.”
Author: fluffygremlin
Fandom: Sirens
Characters/Pairings: The Almighty Threesomee
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned people who are NOT me. No copyright or trademark infringement is intended and no money is being made.
Rated
“I’d say it’s a four.”
“A four? Are you fucked?”
“No, because I don’t fuck fours.”
“It was at least a six.”
“Don’t fuck sixes either.”
“Say you were rating me…”
“A solid eight, your ass.”
“I’m flattered, mate.”
“Don’t be. I don’t fuck eights either.”
“Why are you two even having this conversation? Nevermind. I don’t actually want to know. And, for the record, you’re an eight, he’s a ten, can we now pretend to be professionals for at least another hour until the shift’s over?”
“How come he gets to be a ten?”
“Genetics, mate.”
“Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.”