Heh. Honestly? After hearing what happens in the last book? I am SO tempted to finish reading them for crack value alone. I'm still torn on seeing the movie, though.
No, man, in Twilight, vampires aren't deathly allergic to sunlight. The reason they have to avoid the sun is because otherwise, they'd SPARKLE everyone to death. Fr srs.
And, so if I get this right, she (cause crap like this can only be written by a woman) has taken only the 'good' parts of being a vampire... What is the downside to unlife?
I thought White Wolf made Vampire Goth Chic... this tops that 10-fold! HA!
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They wearing super sunblock like in Blade? *chuckle*
Epic fail.
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I wish I were making that shit up.
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And, so if I get this right, she (cause crap like this can only be written by a woman) has taken only the 'good' parts of being a vampire... What is the downside to unlife?
I thought White Wolf made Vampire Goth Chic... this tops that 10-fold! HA!
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I LOVE that parody trailer! Thank you for sharing. That was priceless.
I will probably go see the movie just for comparison.
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