Although I don't open bags on the side of streets, I always NOTICE them and think to myself (there could be a dead body in there, and no one would know, because who opens random bags on the side of the street?!?!)
I am obviously a morbid person... but then I think maybe I figured out a possible explanation to who might open the bags... the township department... I mean, they pick all that crap off the side of the road.. blood can probably leak out sometimes and then they probably call the police, right?
Some people go through trash to find bottles or cans for the deposit refund. I've seen that in every neighborhood I've walked through on trash day in NY.
There are also the orange-clad folks that have gotten a DUI or whatnot at have to clean up the Blue Route as their community service. Could have been one of them...
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I am obviously a morbid person... but then I think maybe I figured out a possible explanation to who might open the bags... the township department... I mean, they pick all that crap off the side of the road.. blood can probably leak out sometimes and then they probably call the police, right?
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There are also the orange-clad folks that have gotten a DUI or whatnot at have to clean up the Blue Route as their community service. Could have been one of them...
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