The Moment Every Parent DREADS

Feb 28, 2008 09:47


Last Friday, when I returned from work, Cierra asked if she could speak to me privately.  I figured she was just going to expound on her severe hatred for me.

We go into my room.  And out it comes:

"Mom, can I see those things that you use whn you get that bleeding thing?"

BLOW TO MY STOMACH BECAUSE I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS!

"You mean menstruation, my ( Read more... )

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drunkpoet515 February 28 2008, 18:57:42 UTC
If you want grandchildren, you must warn her away from douche starting now!

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kapowell February 28 2008, 19:33:45 UTC
Aww... I never had that conversation with my mom... we learned about it in class, I got it, figured it all out and was good to go... I was scared to ask my mom, she used to be "Hitler Mom" and the term "Hitler Mom" does not give way to feelings of comfort in asking awkward questions.

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marvelboy74 February 29 2008, 04:01:00 UTC
A sectional? Did you get a good deal on it?

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fluffysings February 29 2008, 15:06:02 UTC
yeah i totally did - and they threw in fallopian tube burning for free

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