Blargh.

Jun 10, 2007 23:45


So.

Work today was... busy.  Not nearly enough people, two trucks to unload, and there was a constant flow of customers.  I wanted to go home and have my two days off SO.  BAD.

So, when I finally got home, I switched on the 'puter to see what was going on in the Land Of Teh Internets.  After a while, I looked over at the bunny (who sits on the ( Read more... )

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Oh My God cairocandy June 11 2007, 18:09:21 UTC
That was some seriously disturbing gross story-are you serious? Your house is built on a graveyard-Honey, you need some serious Salt and candle cleaning-and don't forget the sage! Hiking sounds like an immediate cure! Were you alone?...Sandy

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Re: Oh My God flugvogel June 11 2007, 23:05:59 UTC
Hee hee, no, it's not actually built over a graveyard... at least, not that I know of! I was referring to the movie "Poltergeist," 'cause all of that freaky shit happens due to where the house was built.

Yeah, I was alone... luckily for me, one of my friends popped up online, so I felt better.

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jtmulc June 11 2007, 19:19:26 UTC
All you need is one of the parrots to spin their heads and spray pea soup all over the place for the creepy animal trifecta. Pour something liquid and flammable down the hole, light it up and fry the little fuckers (have fire extinguisher handy, just in case). Seal it up and sacrifice a goat (couldn't hurt, plus you have dinner). Buy a dozen ant traps and drop them all over the cellar.

It could be worse. Remember the scarabs coming out of the ground in The Mummy?

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flugvogel June 11 2007, 23:10:03 UTC
LOL! "Creepy animal trifecta."

I actually DID pour some rubbing alcohol down it... I also thought briefly of lighting it, then decided against it. ;)

I saw a centipede down in the basement the other night, and the cat was down there with me... I saw it and screamed, "Cat! CAT! KITTY! GET IT GET IT GET IT!" and Divot was all, "Hmm... I wonder where my balls went?" so I had to squish the bug myself. Blech. CENTIPEDES = DON'T LIKE.

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suntanmidori June 12 2007, 14:53:28 UTC
Cliff and Buddy go after centipedes when they're in the apartment and I gets grossed out. Buddy will exterminate, eat, and come looking for kitty kisses with a leg in his mouth. *shudder* Gross!

I killed a centipede in AK's gameroom with the first shoe I grabbed. It was his golf shoe. The spikes make a mess of the 'pede in a big way.

And Divot says: im in ur basement, hidin' behind u.

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