Am I wrong for secretly thinking it's hilarious when people insert the word 'egregious' into casual conversation? This one woman did it in an elevator once, & then said, 'Bless you' religiously to the other woman she was talking to a lot, & then got off. Then one of my roommates did it, just now, months later, but kind of apologetically. I could ( Read more... )

Memo to self: Start to care. Start to care. Start to care.

War is unacceptable.
The way butter melts on a toasted English muffin is acceptable.

Alternatively,

The way butter melts on a toasted English muffin is acceptable.
War is unacceptable.

"Oooh, the conference is going to be in New Orleans this year!!!" exclaimed my mother, excitedly.

She is a pharmacist, pharmaceutically.

"Are you going to give medicine to the homeless people?" I asked, inquisitively.

She said nothing for a moment, silently.

"There are lots of good places to eat in New Orleans, I think," she said, thoughtfully.

Do I feel a pivotal moment like that in my life? There was a shooting at my school, rumored. Freshman dorms. This is not the pivotal moment. In order to attract or simply move the opposite sex, or anyone, to write about events & thoughts as they occur, with a little bit of panache, elegance, mystery, honesty, grit. Loud R&B plays as Dominican ex- ( Read more... )

Are the things we can't forget the most important, or just the most traumatizing?

What the hell even is lettuce anyway.

That was an old post. This is a new post:

Seedholder, seedholder
bind me to the unborn? sooner nail a sandbag
to my dick.                  The born? Get everything sandy. Rub your skin
raw. Clog pores like ticks, root out for blood.
My life as a beach? those have
lots of women, and this beach
in Europe.

So I'm playing Scrabble (Facebook: Scrabulous! 'Cause we all love to Scrab!) against Ahmed from Pakistan (whose highest 'Bingo,' whatever that means, is 'suicide' for 80 points, I'm not implying anything, ladies & gentlemen, just relating the facts) & Terry from Singapore, & they're both beating me. Although in my defense, I think Terry might be ( Read more... )

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