Life

[flustercuck]

go to high school

join clubs

do community service

go to college

have hobbies

get a job

make money

buy stuff

go on vacations

get married

have kids

get sick

get better

see kids get married

get sick again

retire

get jaw cancer

lose jaw

become senile

Comments

[adriface]

That was beautiful.

[flustercuck]

wonder why lower jaw is so wobbly

hate that tongue falls out

can't eat mushy peas

[tkchan]

Yer missin' a few steps.

[flustercuck]

your avatar disturbs me

[tkchan]

I've had it for years, have you just now noticed it?

[flustercuck]

Actually, yes.

[bummer_dude]

It's rare that you post an entry. How exciting!

[bummer_dude]

I like how this list you made is mildly pessimistic & maybe even a little satirical, but you left out death. ...I figure one's character dies with their mind, so becoming senile or going crazy is pretty much the end as I see it anyway. ...then again... the title of this entry is "Life," and Death is the anti-Life so it shouldn't necessarily be on this list because it is not in-fact life so much as it's the end of life. I don't know where I'm going with that anymore... I'm fairly bored at the moment. I like to read words that I type because I am in-love with myself.

[flustercuck]

I just left out death because I thought it was already /wrists enough.