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[flusteredspeech]

YOU GUYS, this cleansing thing might be the HARDEST AND MOST HORRIBLE THING I HAVE EVER DONE. I hear that after the first couple days it gets better, but GOD, these days are HARD. I just want to put something in my mouth that I have to CHEW

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[caithream]

You know what makes it HARDER? When your FRIENDS call and talk about FOOD ALL THE TIME YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

WHAT! God. That's awful. HOW INCONSIDERATE.

Okay, see, I'm gonna make this suddenly 23480293 times easier, OK:

[idril_telrunya]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And that totally is RUDE! Who would ever call their friend during the MASTA CLEANSE and talk about food?!! Thats just horrible. I hope they are ashamed of themselves.

[caithream]

AHAHAHAHAHASDLKFJLSFKDJS YAY. SEE, DEAN PROVES THE EATING =/= SEXY. THEREFORE YOU SHOULDN'T EAT. TEH END.

Omg RITE?? Whoever those people are should probably make some more Master Cleanse and bring it on that ROADTRIP, you know, help with digestion after five rounds of Taco Bell. :>

[flusteredspeech]

HAAAHAHAHAHA, the BAM totally sold it for me. <333

That's abooout the face I make by the end of the day of drinking that stuff, that "OH GOD NOT AGAIN" face.

[megu]

What is this cleanse you speak of?

[flusteredspeech]

I'm doing the Master Cleanse"! It's a detox and cleanse that you're supposed to do for ten days or upwards that cleans out your colon and makes your digestive system run smoother. It's also supposed to help curb cravings for junky foods and it's got the extra perk of usually shedding a couple pounds quick!

You basically drink this lemonade concoction for ten days and don't eat any solid foods while you flush out all the toxins. It's kind of gross and REALLY HARD because I just want to EAT REAL FOOD, but I think it'll be totally worth it in the end. I hope.

[winterweathered]

It gets easier I promise! But yeah - being social is not so fun on the cleanse. I tended to be a hermit and just hit the gym a lot.

[flusteredspeech]

OH GOOD, these first couple days have been HARD. I just want to eat ANYTHING just to EAT it.

[magikalrhiannon]

Are you KIDDING? That's just CRUELTY!

[flusteredspeech]

WENDY IT'S REALLY HAAAARD.

[magikalrhiannon]

why do you torture yourself this way?

[flusteredspeech]

SUPPOSEDLY by the end of it I'll be HAPPIER and HEALTHIER or something. I BETTER BE.