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Do you guys ever have, like, sexy schlump days? I totally felt like I was working this stay-on-the-couch, live-in-my-pajamas, don't-brush-my-hair thing yesterday. Or I could just still be riding the high of being in my own space that is hundreds and hundreds of miles away from Winne-fucking-mucca. I needed a recuperation period from my vacation ( Read more... ) -
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So, I'm home, but I haven't slept at all in coming up on 40 hours and I have traveled 675 miles, worked an eight-hour shift and eaten a cheesy delicious carb-loaded dinner in that time span. So I'm pretty sure I'm going to pass out in less than ten minutes, whether I want to or not ( Read more... ) -
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OKAY SO. My parents finally got back from Europe this morning (they were supposed to get back last night but only got as far as Salt Lake) and I am so ready for a break. Today was the end of eight straight days of work and most of my spare daylight moments the past week and a half have been spent mowing the lawn/working the garden/feeding horses ( Read more... ) -
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You guys, my best friend from elementary and middle school just found out she and her husband are PREGNANT. It's blowing my mind, she's the first of my good friends I grew up with to start popping 'em out. I feel like I go through my life these days in bursts of either "I'M TOO OLD FOR THAT" or "I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH FOR THIS SHIT YET" and right now ( Read more... ) -
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So apparently our new coworker roommate is actually a megalomaniacal doucheface with little to no respect for anyone else and passive-aggressive tendencies so strong it hurts my brain. I'm a fairly tough person to really piss off, but I am so done with him and his bullshit and he can leave any day now ( Read more... ) -
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[This] is possibly the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. The "Smack It!" page almost made me pee myself. -
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I ran into my little sister's childhood best friend's older brother (HA did you get all that?) today after years of not seeing him around and someone looks gooooooodd. It was reported in the lunch room in seventh grade that he had a crush on me and obviously I should have taken that shit seriously back then instead of hiding behind the gym ( Read more... ) -
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To start - HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY, DOR! I'm sorry I forgot to be congratulatory yesterday, we went fishing and I got eaten alive by mosquitoes and I think maybe they gave me a brain-eating disease that caused me to space out all my good intentions. That's what I'm going with anyway. I hope you had a fantastic day with your family because you ( Read more... ) -
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I was going to be all "here are the things going on in my life!" on here today, but we just had to put Ty to sleep and I'm a snotty-faced mess now ( Read more... )