Real Pain in the Ass
Inspiration: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSm1Svs_WBg
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
[Photoshopped picture of CRYS, TESSERACT, DEEJAY, CHRISTA, PRINCIPAL TYRELL, and IRENE looking for Will.]
Will the real pain in the ass please stand up?
[Photoshopped picture of RAVEN, SCHISM, F GATTACA, CODON ALICIA, and AERITH looking for Will.]
I repeat, will the real pain in the ass please stand up?
[Photoshopped picture of all mentioned above together, facepalming.]
We're gonna have a problem here.
[WILL slides on stage with a cap on backwards and a microphone.]
Y'all act like ya never seen an awesome kid before,
burning the floor, drawin' aggro wherever the hell that I go.
I had to come back, and now I'm better than before.
Don't ya dare change the channel, I'm hijackin' it now.
Ya'll standin' there stunned, oh wait, is it because I rock?
My gal Mab? Yeah, she's just a total frigid *****.
She just teases and leaves ya for dead, what's with that?
That's okay, because I got a flower loving girl with a parasol.
The world has had enough of Confederates harassing folks
for their lunch money.
Look at that? Terrorizing small children and houses.
Trying to act so tough. ("Bullying is so weak, though!")
Now, I'm going on about a guy, his name goes by Kane,
no one knows what he looks like, but I know the truth.
He's nuking places with a goal for death,
He's just mad because he got rejected from MWF.
[Insert image of Will putting on a WWF Kane mask.]
----- (EDIT OUT)
This song gets on your nerves, this song gets on your nerves.
I know I'm lucky 'cause I got more fame than I deserve.
And that's the message I've been trying to give to little kids.
"You can be famous and never know what talent is."
Of course they're gonna like me, 'cause I'm like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroder when he was on Silver Spoons.
I ain't nothin' but a product, packaged to be brought up
You know a year frm now I won't be thought of,
But I write about dead animals and cannibals,
'cause that'll shock people and sell records... man, I hope.
So if I can be ridiculous and talentless
I guess no one is hopeless, look how bad this song is!
----------------------- (/EDIT OUT)
[Insert folks of Pioneer 2 and the Netherworld start rolling in with the Troll Face mask on and dancing in the background. Insert handwaving and jazz hands.]
I'm the Real Pain in the Ass, and yes, I am grating,
I walk and talk the stuff, and it's irritating,
I know you're saying 'Pain in the asses, please stand up'.
please stand up, please stand up.
I'm the Real Pain in the Ass, and yes, I am grating,
I walk and talk the tuff, and it's irritating,
I know you're saying 'Pain in the asses, please stand up'.
please stand up, please stand up.
[End of clip, Will and Laharl stand back to back with a pair of shades and their arms crossed.]
Will: Everyone, we're all pain the asses. Stand up, yo.
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
[Photoshopped picture of CRYS, TESSERACT, DEEJAY, CHRISTA, PRINCIPAL TYRELL, and IRENE looking for Will.]
Will the real pain in the ass please stand up?
[Photoshopped picture of RAVEN, SCHISM, F GATTACA, CODON ALICIA, and AERITH looking for Will.]
I repeat, will the real pain in the ass please stand up?
[Photoshopped picture of all mentioned above together, facepalming.]
We're gonna have a problem here.
[WILL slides on stage with a cap on backwards and a microphone.]
Y'all act like ya never seen an awesome kid before,
burning the floor, drawin' aggro wherever the hell that I go.
I had to come back, and now I'm better than before.
Don't ya dare change the channel, I'm hijackin' it now.
Ya'll standin' there stunned, oh wait, is it because I rock?
My gal Mab? Yeah, she's just a total frigid *****.
She just teases and leaves ya for dead, what's with that?
That's okay, because I got a flower loving girl with a parasol.
The world has had enough of Confederates harassing folks
for their lunch money.
Look at that? Terrorizing small children and houses.
Trying to act so tough. ("Bullying is so weak, though!")
Now, I'm going on about a guy, his name goes by Kane,
no one knows what he looks like, but I know the truth.
He's nuking places with a goal for death,
He's just mad because he got rejected from MWF.
[Insert image of Will putting on a WWF Kane mask.]
----- (EDIT OUT)
This song gets on your nerves, this song gets on your nerves.
I know I'm lucky 'cause I got more fame than I deserve.
And that's the message I've been trying to give to little kids.
"You can be famous and never know what talent is."
Of course they're gonna like me, 'cause I'm like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroder when he was on Silver Spoons.
I ain't nothin' but a product, packaged to be brought up
You know a year frm now I won't be thought of,
But I write about dead animals and cannibals,
'cause that'll shock people and sell records... man, I hope.
So if I can be ridiculous and talentless
I guess no one is hopeless, look how bad this song is!
----------------------- (/EDIT OUT)
[Insert folks of Pioneer 2 and the Netherworld start rolling in with the Troll Face mask on and dancing in the background. Insert handwaving and jazz hands.]
I'm the Real Pain in the Ass, and yes, I am grating,
I walk and talk the stuff, and it's irritating,
I know you're saying 'Pain in the asses, please stand up'.
please stand up, please stand up.
I'm the Real Pain in the Ass, and yes, I am grating,
I walk and talk the tuff, and it's irritating,
I know you're saying 'Pain in the asses, please stand up'.
please stand up, please stand up.
[End of clip, Will and Laharl stand back to back with a pair of shades and their arms crossed.]
Will: Everyone, we're all pain the asses. Stand up, yo.