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actually piggy that's not entirely true! there are 5 instances of the word the in their entry!
credit goes to a primitive program called microsoft word for discovering these errors.
Once upon a time there was a great ruler named Vortex.
Vortex and his wife Msbytch, along with their Royal Bathers LizVanG, Egmgkayle and Havferrets went strolling in his Great Land when they came upon a shiny object in buried in mud.
They picked it up and cleaned it off.
They were amazed that it was glowing ...it was none other than zee sacred Golden Vibe!
Suddenly there was a whooshing sound followed by a shift in scenery
They were transported to a place they had never seen before
They looked around and their eyes widened at a sight of writhing naked bodies, covered in scented oils.
Hanging from trees were anal beads, glistening in zee sun, and nipple clamps covered in heavenly glitter.
They were met by two scantily clad people: Elsnaibs and Stephaniekaye in silver thongs and in strapless gold bikinis who welcomed them to Orgy Land with open....legs.
"Orgy Land?" questioned Vortex.
Elsnaibs gestured with a hand and trees parted to reveal a crystalline pool filled with chocolate pudding. Writhing bodies were performing sexual acts only imagination can provide.
"Should you want to stay in Orgy Land, you must defeat our Army of slaves in Sexorcise"...stated Stephaniekaye.
"Come now, we must bring you before KINGOFALLPORN and Queen Zoupe" orders Elsnaibs...and off they went.
"You seem worthy of this challenge" says Queen Zoupe...let zee games begin!" announces KINGOFALLPORN.
And so KINGOFALLPORN and his Royal Court escort King Vortex and his bathers to Orgy Land's competition grounds.
"First competition is Weiner Wrestling! Superstar_pig vs. Vortex" announces Aladinsane, KINGOFALLPORN's left hand man.
Superstar_Pig and Vortex go back and forth with brute force, until Superstar_Pig finally tires out and loses in a limp attempt.
KINGOFALLPORN is upset by this and banishes Superstar_Pig to Caren Land where Queen Caren rules with a heavy whip. Superstar_Pig likes this idea.
"Winner Vortex!" Announces Aladinsane.
"Next Up, Boob Boxing! Nymysys vs. Msbtch"
They enter with no top and hands clasped behind their backs. But Mysbtch is Boob Boxing Champion in her home town of Designdiva where she practices daily with Pixelwench.
Nymysys fights fiercely but cannot match Msbtch's dominance. Boobs are flying everywhere when suddenly Msbytch uses her nipple clamps to stab Nymysys in the Heart.
"And our winner is..Msbtch!!!" hollers Aladinsane while onlookers go wild and spray whip cream on each other. While whip cream is flying, Aladinsane brings in a giant tub of chocolate pudding. "Next competition! Chocolate Pudding Sex! Our next competitors are Egmgkayle and Denverguy81! Our two judges for this competition will be Paigelynn and Airborne1. Let zee Chocolate Pudding Sex Game BEGIN!"
Egmgkayle, clad in hypnotic tassels and a thong stared at Denverguy81's Speedo. Egmgkayle's tassels had hypnotized men before; she hoped they would work this time, even covered with milk chocolate goodness
Egmgkayle and Denverguy81 dive into that big tub of pudding, head first. A face off commences. Ready, set, SEX!" Egmgkayle lunges at Denverguy81 pushing his head between her thighs. "Lick me!" She yells. "Eat me!" Denverguy81 gets confused. Things heat up in the Pudding Pool.
Denverguy81, in his confusion, tries to hump Egmgkayle's ass which in turn causes her to hip check him out of the pool.
"Winner Egmgkayle!" trumpets Aladinsane. KINGOFALLPORN's temperature soars and he banishes Denverguy81 to TxDevil Dungeons...know one can endure being caged in a cell behind bars...Denverguy81 smiles.
King Vortex looks proudly over his royal bathers. "Excellent! One more win and there will be a special treat for you all later!"
Aladinsane announces zee final competition. "This, ladies and gentlemen, will be a, be all, end all. May I please have LizVanG, Flwrbabe and Dahliamoon? Each of you ladies will be given a chance to fake your best orgasm. And go!"
Flwrbabe is up first. She squeaks out a pathetic attempt at an orgasm. LizVanG gets excited. Dahlia is up second. She grunts and barks and breaks out into a sweat. Not very attractive. LizVanG is up. It's up to her to impress her King.
"Ooooh. Ahhh
credit goes to a primitive program called microsoft word for discovering these errors.
Once upon a time there was a great ruler named Vortex.
Vortex and his wife Msbytch, along with their Royal Bathers LizVanG, Egmgkayle and Havferrets went strolling in his Great Land when they came upon a shiny object in buried in mud.
They picked it up and cleaned it off.
They were amazed that it was glowing ...it was none other than zee sacred Golden Vibe!
Suddenly there was a whooshing sound followed by a shift in scenery
They were transported to a place they had never seen before
They looked around and their eyes widened at a sight of writhing naked bodies, covered in scented oils.
Hanging from trees were anal beads, glistening in zee sun, and nipple clamps covered in heavenly glitter.
They were met by two scantily clad people: Elsnaibs and Stephaniekaye in silver thongs and in strapless gold bikinis who welcomed them to Orgy Land with open....legs.
"Orgy Land?" questioned Vortex.
Elsnaibs gestured with a hand and trees parted to reveal a crystalline pool filled with chocolate pudding. Writhing bodies were performing sexual acts only imagination can provide.
"Should you want to stay in Orgy Land, you must defeat our Army of slaves in Sexorcise"...stated Stephaniekaye.
"Come now, we must bring you before KINGOFALLPORN and Queen Zoupe" orders Elsnaibs...and off they went.
"You seem worthy of this challenge" says Queen Zoupe...let zee games begin!" announces KINGOFALLPORN.
And so KINGOFALLPORN and his Royal Court escort King Vortex and his bathers to Orgy Land's competition grounds.
"First competition is Weiner Wrestling! Superstar_pig vs. Vortex" announces Aladinsane, KINGOFALLPORN's left hand man.
Superstar_Pig and Vortex go back and forth with brute force, until Superstar_Pig finally tires out and loses in a limp attempt.
KINGOFALLPORN is upset by this and banishes Superstar_Pig to Caren Land where Queen Caren rules with a heavy whip. Superstar_Pig likes this idea.
"Winner Vortex!" Announces Aladinsane.
"Next Up, Boob Boxing! Nymysys vs. Msbtch"
They enter with no top and hands clasped behind their backs. But Mysbtch is Boob Boxing Champion in her home town of Designdiva where she practices daily with Pixelwench.
Nymysys fights fiercely but cannot match Msbtch's dominance. Boobs are flying everywhere when suddenly Msbytch uses her nipple clamps to stab Nymysys in the Heart.
"And our winner is..Msbtch!!!" hollers Aladinsane while onlookers go wild and spray whip cream on each other. While whip cream is flying, Aladinsane brings in a giant tub of chocolate pudding. "Next competition! Chocolate Pudding Sex! Our next competitors are Egmgkayle and Denverguy81! Our two judges for this competition will be Paigelynn and Airborne1. Let zee Chocolate Pudding Sex Game BEGIN!"
Egmgkayle, clad in hypnotic tassels and a thong stared at Denverguy81's Speedo. Egmgkayle's tassels had hypnotized men before; she hoped they would work this time, even covered with milk chocolate goodness
Egmgkayle and Denverguy81 dive into that big tub of pudding, head first. A face off commences. Ready, set, SEX!" Egmgkayle lunges at Denverguy81 pushing his head between her thighs. "Lick me!" She yells. "Eat me!" Denverguy81 gets confused. Things heat up in the Pudding Pool.
Denverguy81, in his confusion, tries to hump Egmgkayle's ass which in turn causes her to hip check him out of the pool.
"Winner Egmgkayle!" trumpets Aladinsane. KINGOFALLPORN's temperature soars and he banishes Denverguy81 to TxDevil Dungeons...know one can endure being caged in a cell behind bars...Denverguy81 smiles.
King Vortex looks proudly over his royal bathers. "Excellent! One more win and there will be a special treat for you all later!"
Aladinsane announces zee final competition. "This, ladies and gentlemen, will be a, be all, end all. May I please have LizVanG, Flwrbabe and Dahliamoon? Each of you ladies will be given a chance to fake your best orgasm. And go!"
Flwrbabe is up first. She squeaks out a pathetic attempt at an orgasm. LizVanG gets excited. Dahlia is up second. She grunts and barks and breaks out into a sweat. Not very attractive. LizVanG is up. It's up to her to impress her King.
"Ooooh. Ahhh