Would you rather...

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I got given a book called "would you rather..." for my birthday, after a series of would you rather jokes that we created ourselves (my friend and I). Here are some of the funnier ones...And you HAVE to answer

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i would rather...

vomit marbles (cheese stinks haha)

bludgeoned to death with a slab of raw meat

have glowing reproductive organs (now thats special)

orgasm everytime i hear pancake...cuz my relatives live in japan and pancakes isnt a typical breakfast there. haha

have one giant coconut sized testicle. cuz thats manlier than have 17 lil guys.

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Haha thats pretty much what i'd choose. Though a coconutsized testicle could be a bit of a hassle!