Oh man oh man oh man.

Last Saturday night, I was going to meet a friend for coffee and I was driving, and I went to make a left hand turn and got into the lane and then all of a sudden I just rear-ended someone at the red light. I don't even know what happened--I think I stopped paying attention for like, two seconds and misjudged the distance. ( Read more... )

So this by far, has made my day. As much as I love Twilight, this was too funny to pass up. Seriously one of the best parodies I've ever seen. With that, I present the Twilight Trailer Spoof.

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"There was this real hot girl..."
♥♥♥
*dies laughing*

So I was reading PostSecret like I do every Sunday, and I came across this. I almost choked on my bagel, it was so eerie. I feel the exact same way. It's like someone wrote this thinking of me.

Lady, wherever you are, I'll gladly Avada people with you. ♥


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Can you believe this?
I just start to get into the swing of things in school and actually adjust and even, dare I say, enjoy myself, and what does the faculty do?
They go and strike. Fan-fucking-tastic.
I'm flipping out because it doesn't look good and we don't know how long this could go on for and I don't want this to mess up my semester.
So right ( Read more... )

Well, on the bright side, at least school isn't too heinous. A lot of stuff to do, but not absolutely evil ( Read more... )

Yes, my lovelies, that means I made it. I successfully survived my very first day of university on Friday ( Read more... )

Today I present the book meme!

...I stold this shamelessly from ashtonb 
Since I am a voracious reader, I thought I'd be good for this.

Instructions:

1) Look at the list and bold those you have read.
2) Italicize those you intend to read.
3) Underline the books you LOVE.
4) Reprint this list in your own LJ so we can try and track down these people who've read 6 ( Read more... )

The pros.

( Looks hopeful! )

This weekend was pretty awesome.

My friend invited me to come with her family to Cedar Point in Sandusky, and since I'm a total roller coaster junkie, it was crazy. Basically, we ran around the park all day and ate massive amounts of theme park food and our weight in slushies and Dippin' Dots, and then rode the Millennium Force and a crapload of ( Read more... )

I've done it.

I've found the one for me. My true love. My soulmate.

They're loyal, devoted, and loving. They never leave my side. They're the only one I'll ever want to cuddle with in bed. They won't steal the blankets or snore, and all they require is to have someone love them back. I can stare into their big, brown eyes and know they'll never leave ( Read more... )