A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise
essay containing the following elements:
1. Religion
2. Royalty
3. Sex
4. Mystery

The prize-winning essay read:

"My God," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it!"

& now for more from The Greek Gods by Evslin, Evslin & Hoopes.
Aphrodite
[enter the introductions that i don't feel like typing]
"She was born out of the primal murder. When Chronos butchered his father, Oranos, with the scythe his mother had given him, he flung the dismembered body off Olympus into the sea, where it floated, spouting blood and ( Read more... )

"Posedion was very fond of Demeter, and pursued her hotly whenever he thought about it. He cornered her, finally, one hot afternoon in a mountain pass, and demanded that she love him. She didn't know what to do - he was so huge, so implacable, so persistant."

hokay. seriously. this is an exerpt from a kids book on Greek mythology. Get your head ( Read more... )

you know that "today is the first day of the rest of your life" cliché ( Read more... )

what i fail to comprehend is how my week could get so busy in less than a day ( Read more... )

Once, there was a girl who worked as a vendor in the indoor marketplace called "Bramelea City Center". She was not very good at her job, but was not particularly horrible at it either. In any case, she normally got rides to work from her various relatives with transport.
One morning, the Aunt that was to give her a ride to work called. She said that ( Read more... )

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people in malls are rude. more specifically, people who shop in stores like mine are rude. honestly, these people are ridiculous. this one lady couldn't figure out how to put this otp on (it's this sleevless backless number, which is worn over another top), so she gets me to help her, but is convinced im not doing it right. so she puts it on ( Read more... )

guess who's employed, bitches ( Read more... )

does anybody know anyone in the brampton area who has lost a cockateil ( Read more... )