Morning After [Original, 1/1], Shakespeare for Cereal [Original, 1/1]
Title: Morning After
Fandom: Original
Characters: Devon, Chris, Nameless people
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Erm. Mention of orgies. XD
Summary: Devon sees something that makes him go a little spazzy.
Comments: HAHA. SNIPPET FOR DIB. Prompt: Spazzy. XD 345 words.
"Oh my god," said Devon.
"Shush," Chris muttered, mouth curling into a frown. "Don't say a word. It's not a big dea--"
"OH. MY. GOD." Devon reiterated, punctuating his words with sharp waves of his hands. He couldn't seem to get anything else out, just stared at Chris like he caught the big bad wolf putting on a tiara and high pump heels. Actually, he thought in that small corner of his mind that was calm, like it was watching a storm unfold, that wasn't so much off from what he was seeing.
"Oh for--" Chris closed his eyes.
"You," he pointed at Chris, "And he," he pointed at nameless naked guy, "and she?!" and pointed at nameless naked girl.
All he got was silence.
"I..." His eyes wide, Devon suddenly reigned himself in--somewhat--and pressed his mouth into a tight line.
Chris scratched the back of his head and offered up, "It isn't what it looks like?"
"IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAD AN ORGY IN HERE."
Silence.
Devon waved his hands around, sputtering towards the nameless people who were groaning namelessly and looking up with bleary nameless eyes as they started to stir their nameless bodies.
"YOU HAD A--"
"I didn't!" Chris snapped.
"Oh god, my head hurts," nameless girl moaned.
"Your head? My a--" nameless guy started.
"OH MY GOD. YOU DID."
Chris frowned a little harder. "I'm not too sure, actually."
"YOU'RE NOT WEARING CLOTHES."
Chris looked down. "I sleep naked anyway," he offered.
"YOU'RE NOT WEARING CLOTHES AND YOU HAVE A HICKEY."
"Huh, so I do."
"YOU HAVE LIKE FIFTY OF THEM."
"I'm pretty sure I had them before tonight. Maybe."
"MY BOYFRIEND," Devon wailed, "IS A WHORE. Is a whore who has orgies. Is a whore who has orgies who didn't invite me."
Nameless girl looked down at herself. "Wait. Wait. I was in an orgy and I don't remember?"
Nameless guy groped feebly for a blanket--not that it mattered since the sight of the room was seared into Devon's eyes.
"Well, it would explain things," Chris admitted.
Title: Shakespeare for Cereal
Fandom: Original
Characters: Ro, Nameless guy
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: Ro wakes up to Shakespeare.
Comments: SNIPPET FOR JORDYN. Prompt: To be or not to be. XD 123 words.
"To be or not to be!"
"Goddamn Shakespeare," Ro groaned and rolled over to face the wall. He snuggled down into his blankets.
"That is the question!"
Ro dragged the blanket over his head.
"Whether it is--"
"Whether tis, you moronic--" A pause. Then Ro sat up and yelped, "WHO ARE YOU?"
The guy blinked and gave him a sunny smile.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?"
The smile just went wider.
Ro clutched his blankets to his chest and scampered back until his back hit the wall. "MOM!" He yelled.
The guy frowned. "Do you always yell for your mom when faced with new and exciting surprises?"
"You," Ro snapped, "Are not a prize at the bottom of a cereal box!"
Fandom: Original
Characters: Devon, Chris, Nameless people
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Erm. Mention of orgies. XD
Summary: Devon sees something that makes him go a little spazzy.
Comments: HAHA. SNIPPET FOR DIB. Prompt: Spazzy. XD 345 words.
"Oh my god," said Devon.
"Shush," Chris muttered, mouth curling into a frown. "Don't say a word. It's not a big dea--"
"OH. MY. GOD." Devon reiterated, punctuating his words with sharp waves of his hands. He couldn't seem to get anything else out, just stared at Chris like he caught the big bad wolf putting on a tiara and high pump heels. Actually, he thought in that small corner of his mind that was calm, like it was watching a storm unfold, that wasn't so much off from what he was seeing.
"Oh for--" Chris closed his eyes.
"You," he pointed at Chris, "And he," he pointed at nameless naked guy, "and she?!" and pointed at nameless naked girl.
All he got was silence.
"I..." His eyes wide, Devon suddenly reigned himself in--somewhat--and pressed his mouth into a tight line.
Chris scratched the back of his head and offered up, "It isn't what it looks like?"
"IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAD AN ORGY IN HERE."
Silence.
Devon waved his hands around, sputtering towards the nameless people who were groaning namelessly and looking up with bleary nameless eyes as they started to stir their nameless bodies.
"YOU HAD A--"
"I didn't!" Chris snapped.
"Oh god, my head hurts," nameless girl moaned.
"Your head? My a--" nameless guy started.
"OH MY GOD. YOU DID."
Chris frowned a little harder. "I'm not too sure, actually."
"YOU'RE NOT WEARING CLOTHES."
Chris looked down. "I sleep naked anyway," he offered.
"YOU'RE NOT WEARING CLOTHES AND YOU HAVE A HICKEY."
"Huh, so I do."
"YOU HAVE LIKE FIFTY OF THEM."
"I'm pretty sure I had them before tonight. Maybe."
"MY BOYFRIEND," Devon wailed, "IS A WHORE. Is a whore who has orgies. Is a whore who has orgies who didn't invite me."
Nameless girl looked down at herself. "Wait. Wait. I was in an orgy and I don't remember?"
Nameless guy groped feebly for a blanket--not that it mattered since the sight of the room was seared into Devon's eyes.
"Well, it would explain things," Chris admitted.
Title: Shakespeare for Cereal
Fandom: Original
Characters: Ro, Nameless guy
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: Ro wakes up to Shakespeare.
Comments: SNIPPET FOR JORDYN. Prompt: To be or not to be. XD 123 words.
"To be or not to be!"
"Goddamn Shakespeare," Ro groaned and rolled over to face the wall. He snuggled down into his blankets.
"That is the question!"
Ro dragged the blanket over his head.
"Whether it is--"
"Whether tis, you moronic--" A pause. Then Ro sat up and yelped, "WHO ARE YOU?"
The guy blinked and gave him a sunny smile.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?"
The smile just went wider.
Ro clutched his blankets to his chest and scampered back until his back hit the wall. "MOM!" He yelled.
The guy frowned. "Do you always yell for your mom when faced with new and exciting surprises?"
"You," Ro snapped, "Are not a prize at the bottom of a cereal box!"