so i went to petland today and i got my new little friends, Aubrey and Blake. Theyre some type of goldfish, but they arent gold, theyre like kinda orange, yellow, silver, spotty. And theyre smaller than regular goldfish. I love them so much, Ill post pics later.

so yeah i broke it off with him. i did it in an email which...i admit wasnt great, and it was pretty damn cowardly, but it was my last option. everytime i tried to do it in person he would tell me that i was hurting him like everyone else hes ever known. he emailed me back. the email i sent said something like "yeah lets get lunch, but i want to do ( Read more... )

look at this, its from Netscape. its a totally serious article about ways to avoid gaining weight when you are at a desk job...i mean...maaayyybe #1...but the rest....c'mon, lunges ( Read more... )

i had the most awful experience yesterday. this woman comes up to me and noah and goes "i think i did something really bad" and she points to this squirrel, its twitching and theres blood gushing outta its mouth and she goes "it was on my stroller and when it jumped down i threw a baseball at it to scare it and it hit it in the head and thats where ( Read more... )

Debbie:

Traits: Debbie is pictured as a cute, healthy kid who is chatty, vibrant, and lots of fun.

Famous people with this name: actresses Debbie Allen, Debbie (Singin' in the Rain) Reynolds; singers Debby ("You Light Up My Life") Boone, Debbie Gibson; Little Debbie snack cakes

getting ready to go to work, just wanted to share with you guys a genius idea that i had.

check it, if i have a girl shes gonna be Jayloe (pronounced J Lo), and if i have a boy hell be Ayrodd (i think you can figure it out).

then, when i take them out I can say "Jayloe, Ayrodd time to go home!"

itll be awesome.u

haha my moms friend just called to see if my mom could tutor her daughter. right? so im trying to be really professional with "she stepped out, may i take a message?" and while shes telling me her number i fall off my chair. o man, it just slipped out from under me while i was trying to sit down. im sure she thinks im a moron ( Read more... )

"we believe music can take down all boundaries. if youre gonna color us anything, color us bad"

~color me badd, 1991 so my first whole week at work is over and i already have a badass farmers tan. it was fun to be back, but my first 5 days consisted of 4 9-8:30 days which was a rough welcome back, but they were understaffed that week because of ( Read more... )

today was kinda crazy ( Read more... )