"Daddy-O
You got the swagger of a champion
Too bad for you
You just can't find the right companion

I guess when you have one too many
Makes it hard, it could be easy
Who you are
That's just who you are, babyThose lyrics seem to be really relevant right now ( Read more... )

So it's my birthday and I just got some of the best news ever ( Read more... )

O.K. so maybe that's a little harsh, but I'm still frustrated with the entire gymnastics fiasco... lying bunch of fucking cheaters... grrr! I'm so glad they're launching an inquiry. Honestly, I could care less that the girls were blatantly underage. I just want them to prove that the scores were biased and fixed. The judges had to have been ( Read more... )

Hmmm... where to begin ( Read more... )

So I'm currently in Avalon, NJ. with Wayd and his family. Unfortunately we come home tonight. I could probably stay here for about another week. The house is huge. It's almost exactly the same layout as Kimmy Mowl's in the OBX. The balcony off the living room looks out across the bay... it almost matches exactly the image they always used for ( Read more... )

Blah blah blah, usual formalities apply, blah blah blah... let's race to the end, shall we?

Paradise Island: It truly was paradise. It was a ridiculous glimpse into the lifestyles of the rich and the famous. There was a hotel that was bigger than most New York City buildings. It was surrounded by what appeared to be a moat.


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Sorry for the delay on the third and, what I hope to be, final installment into our cruise. I lost my creative flare and was two seconds away from just posting the remaining pictures with some lame captions. However, I refuse to leave my doting public hanging and I know how much you all enjoy a glimpse into my fabulous life. *snicker*

side note ( Read more... )

The Ship - We were definitely on an old person's cruise, lol. I knew this going in. The website said that it was good for families and first time cruisers. I didn't mind. I just wanted my vacation to be relaxing and it was. All we did was eat and sleep. Paul was a little disappointed. He would have liked something with more action/adventure ( Read more... )

If anyone is a diehard Kathy Griffin fan, they will understand my subject line. I thought about trying to youtube the clip and post it, but that would take too much time and there is a lot to cover mes amis.

Personally I'm quite proud of myself that I even remembered how to log into this dumb thing. *insert Britney Spears voice from 'Break the ( Read more... )

Dear Weather,

Thank you for allowing me to wear sandals in January.

Love,

Tom