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1) Irrelevant to me, but typical of any autocratic regime. Predictable.
2) No self-respecting person with any sense of style would ever be seen in stripes anyway, so their absence will prove of no great loss to anyone. Except perhaps Cinnia, although one would hope our new ‘rulers’ to not be quite so ridiculous as to punish a snake for her species’ colouration.
3) Easy. When in public, rotate 270 degrees right instead.
4) Dealt with by the simple method of not being an emo.
5) So happy for them - those squad-members must be feeling all joyful and worthwhile inside after this.
6) The most annoying (but not insurmountable) rule. Three options: go without personal subject pronouns, submit to their ridiculous pronunciation of some sort of fake glandular problem, or utilise the rather pompous ‘one.’ One believes option three shall suffice. And now one feels silly, but less so than if one had said Pseudohypoparathyroidism. Drattit.
7) One wonders if these squad-members feel neglected and less self-actualized due to the brevity of their title?
8) How undignified, and unhygienic. Although Draco should have known better than to let his feuds into the open enough to cause such resentment.
9) Hmm. The most tricky to circumvent - in fact, it may be impossible. ‘All holistic Handbags and Kumquats, Hide; myopic tall golden rhubarbs leave flowers!’ The mockery is not, perhaps, up to my usual standards. But it’ll do. The sermons, as all sermons, will be ignorable.
10) Autocratic Janus-worshippers. One imagines this list may need to be updated fairly frequently…
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One hopes You won’t mind if one shortens the submission to an acronym? One is in a hurry. So,
A. h. H. a. K. H. m. t. g. r. l.
Edit: f.
1) Irrelevant to me, but typical of any autocratic regime. Predictable.
2) No self-respecting person with any sense of style would ever be seen in stripes anyway, so their absence will prove of no great loss to anyone. Except perhaps Cinnia, although one would hope our new ‘rulers’ to not be quite so ridiculous as to punish a snake for her species’ colouration.
3) Easy. When in public, rotate 270 degrees right instead.
4) Dealt with by the simple method of not being an emo.
5) So happy for them - those squad-members must be feeling all joyful and worthwhile inside after this.
6) The most annoying (but not insurmountable) rule. Three options: go without personal subject pronouns, submit to their ridiculous pronunciation of some sort of fake glandular problem, or utilise the rather pompous ‘one.’ One believes option three shall suffice. And now one feels silly, but less so than if one had said Pseudohypoparathyroidism. Drattit.
7) One wonders if these squad-members feel neglected and less self-actualized due to the brevity of their title?
8) How undignified, and unhygienic. Although Draco should have known better than to let his feuds into the open enough to cause such resentment.
9) Hmm. The most tricky to circumvent - in fact, it may be impossible. ‘All holistic Handbags and Kumquats, Hide; myopic tall golden rhubarbs leave flowers!’ The mockery is not, perhaps, up to my usual standards. But it’ll do. The sermons, as all sermons, will be ignorable.
10) Autocratic Janus-worshippers. One imagines this list may need to be updated fairly frequently…
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One hopes You won’t mind if one shortens the submission to an acronym? One is in a hurry. So,
A. h. H. a. K. H. m. t. g. r. l.
Edit: f.