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So I begin to worry a little when I'm sitting in church on Christmas night whilst the pastor speaks not even a meter away from me and I'm thinking about being eaten out.
Later that evening, the very same church full of crazy Philippino people begin a festive karaoke competition.
Oh-so Philippino, dahhh-ling.
I can see all the little shoppers of Sydney eager to bag a bargain being catapulted into a dark world of turmoil and distress today as they are reminded of the government's insanely fucked idea to close all shops on Boxing Day, and instead commence Boxind Day sales the dayafterboxingday!!!
So, with no half priced garment you've had your eye on for only God knows how long now to spend your eager money on, I assume all will be retreating to the beach. But what about the poor little money?! Sitting pretty in my bank account, waiting impatiently for this very day to arrive, sweating to be spent...and now the government selfishly makes it wait another day. That's not Christmas spirit. That is selfishness. A sin that should be punished with a sentence of no bargains when the shops finally open on the 27th [insert evil cackle here]
Later that evening, the very same church full of crazy Philippino people begin a festive karaoke competition.
Oh-so Philippino, dahhh-ling.
I can see all the little shoppers of Sydney eager to bag a bargain being catapulted into a dark world of turmoil and distress today as they are reminded of the government's insanely fucked idea to close all shops on Boxing Day, and instead commence Boxind Day sales the dayafterboxingday!!!
So, with no half priced garment you've had your eye on for only God knows how long now to spend your eager money on, I assume all will be retreating to the beach. But what about the poor little money?! Sitting pretty in my bank account, waiting impatiently for this very day to arrive, sweating to be spent...and now the government selfishly makes it wait another day. That's not Christmas spirit. That is selfishness. A sin that should be punished with a sentence of no bargains when the shops finally open on the 27th [insert evil cackle here]