So, I haven't spoken to Nermeen in a really long time and she just randomly came on today and it was great.....
Nermeen100 (11:58:49 AM): speaking of which
RetreatFrmTheSun (11:58:52 AM): speaking of which
RetreatFrmTheSun (11:58:55 AM): woah
RetreatFrmTheSun (11:58:58 AM): weird
Nermeen100 (11:59:05 AM): why did you type that
Nermeen100 (11:59:11 AM): i just typed that
RetreatFrmTheSun (11:59:32 AM): i was going to say that I don't have your phone number anymore, because my address book on my computer got deleted!
Nermeen100 (11:59:50 AM): that is so weird
Nermeen100 (12:00:05 PM): i was going to tell you that i'm a U.S. citizen now
Nermeen100 (12:00:16 PM): who's fresh off the boat now?
RetreatFrmTheSun (12:00:34 PM): congratulations
RetreatFrmTheSun (12:00:36 PM): and yes
RetreatFrmTheSun (12:00:37 PM): it's me
RetreatFrmTheSun (12:00:42 PM): i'm fresh off the boat now
RetreatFrmTheSun (12:00:48 PM): you turned the tables
Nermeen100 (12:01:41 PM): and then picked it up and threw it in your face
Nermeen100 (12:05:01 PM): i got spunk on your phone
Nermeen100 (12:05:37 PM): the only thing you got going for you (which i am jealous off) is three vowels in your name
Nermeen100 (12:06:02 PM): i see people on T.V. pay for those vowels!
Nermeen100 (12:06:40 PM): all you say is true
RetreatFrmTheSun (12:06:45 PM): i know
Nermeen100 (12:06:51 PM): but what state are you saying it from?
Nermeen100 (12:07:39 PM): and when will your hoe ass be back in new york
Nermeen100 (12:07:49 PM): i am going to camp
Nermeen100 (12:08:07 PM): i think 22 is the perfect age for camp
Nermeen100 (12:08:15 PM): just in case you are wondering
RetreatFrmTheSun (12:10:45 PM): WHO'S SMART NOW???
Nermeen100 (12:10:55 PM): who's going to camp?
RetreatFrmTheSun (12:11:07 PM): you are......:'-(
Nermeen100 (12:11:39 PM): you can join me
Nermeen100 (12:11:54 PM): its a cool job
Nermeen100 (12:12:16 PM): they pay for food, housing, and 2000 dollars at the end of the summer
Nermeen100 (12:12:46 PM): and all you have to do is make sure all the kids don't get eatten by bears
Nermeen100 (12:17:24 PM): most evil thing i did:
Nermeen100 (12:17:31 PM): i taught a lesson on earthworms
Nermeen100 (12:17:37 PM): which died the first week
Nermeen100 (12:17:54 PM): and i couldn't find other worms
Nermeen100 (12:18:05 PM): and i was too lazy to order them again
Nermeen100 (12:18:19 PM): so i told the kids that the worms were burrowing for a whole three weeks
Nermeen100 (12:18:24 PM): and they were all dead
Nermeen100 (12:18:43 PM): you should have see them walk by the tank and talk to the dead worms
Nermeen100 (12:18:49 PM): and write the dead worms letters
Nermeen100 (12:18:56 PM): and take pictures with the dead worms
Nermeen100 (12:19:10 PM): "bring out the worms ms. nermeen"
Nermeen100 (12:19:20 PM): HA HA HA HA
Nermeen100 (12:20:15 PM): i also found a little girl who could be in our eating club
Nermeen100 (12:20:17 PM): 5 years old
Nermeen100 (12:20:23 PM): atleast 200 punds
Nermeen100 (12:20:34 PM): i found her crying in the lunchroom
Nermeen100 (12:20:47 PM): this is true
Nermeen100 (12:20:56 PM): why are you crying i asked her
Nermeen100 (12:21:05 PM): her response:
Nermeen100 (12:22:22 PM): I love surrupp
Nermeen100 (12:22:34 PM): i love bacon
Nermeen100 (12:22:51 PM): and i thought if i mix them together i would get something even better
Nermeen100 (12:23:10 PM): but it wasn't (weep weep) it wasn't (wail, sob)
Nermeen100 (12:24:30 PM): she's a thinker
Nermeen100 (12:25:07 PM): she is young and yet to discover cheese
RetreatFrmTheSun (12:26:42 PM): awe, how did you comfort her
Nermeen100 (12:26:53 PM): i didn't