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Feb 26, 2006 02:07

So, I'm on the train from Chicago to NYC, and it's maybe 3AM, and suddenly, everybody is awoken by this loud-ass screaming coming from some woman in the bathroom. I mean, it sounds like there's a fucking anal rape going on in there. So, I go back, tap the door a bit, and say, "Are you okay in there ( Read more... )

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wtf?? hp0623 February 26 2006, 07:28:34 UTC
okay well first things first i love you, you doing what you do is so fucking cool that you can't understand...

and 2. what the fuck are you doing riding on trains all around america? u should explain

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Re: wtf?? flyingharmonica March 1 2006, 02:20:27 UTC
I'm doing what I must.

See, when Capitalism forces you out of the one home you truly belong in, you kind of get stuck wandering, searching for a suitable replacement, though you know it'll never exist.

Also, there are no rails that go to Honolulu.

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delphianlore February 26 2006, 08:37:45 UTC
by the way... remember to see if they sell fries at Costco in Toronto.

Also, when is your wanderstruck ass getting back in town?

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flyingharmonica March 1 2006, 02:21:05 UTC
March 9th. And you'd better be ready for action when the time comes.

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undine_lover February 26 2006, 11:07:44 UTC
No, we've heard of Safeway.

They just happen to be gas stations, and not stores. You know this, you forgetful jewish man.

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flyingharmonica March 1 2006, 02:21:49 UTC
I think it may be a different safeway. Because that sounds really, really homoerotic.

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pagemaster February 26 2006, 20:26:56 UTC
yea, try and find a supermarket in NYC, or in the surrounding area. It's like trying to find a needle in a fucking haystack.

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flyingharmonica March 1 2006, 02:22:21 UTC
It's actually pretty easy to find. Not as easy as finding a deli, or a pizza shop though.

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offloe February 26 2006, 21:29:15 UTC
Toronto is badass.

Also, when/if you're still coming here, there's a vacant single room in our hall.

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flyingharmonica March 1 2006, 02:23:09 UTC
I thought I was gonna share with Russell. Unless I have been exiled.

Though, I could be remembering wrong. I was quite intoxicated when I talked to him about it.

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offloe March 1 2006, 02:28:44 UTC
Well, I don't know about that I haven't talked with him. But I'm leaving, so if you want a single on our hall, it's available.

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flyingharmonica March 1 2006, 02:30:32 UTC
You gotta be shittin' me. Why are you leaving? Why you gotta blouse out on us? Are you going to ASIA too? Or did you pick the U of Toronto? Come on, answer me! Speak smart, and speak up, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING???

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