So, I'm on the train from Chicago to NYC, and it's maybe 3AM, and suddenly, everybody is awoken by this loud-ass screaming coming from some woman in the bathroom. I mean, it sounds like there's a fucking anal rape going on in there. So, I go back, tap the door a bit, and say, "Are you okay in there
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and 2. what the fuck are you doing riding on trains all around america? u should explain
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See, when Capitalism forces you out of the one home you truly belong in, you kind of get stuck wandering, searching for a suitable replacement, though you know it'll never exist.
Also, there are no rails that go to Honolulu.
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Also, when is your wanderstruck ass getting back in town?
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They just happen to be gas stations, and not stores. You know this, you forgetful jewish man.
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Also, when/if you're still coming here, there's a vacant single room in our hall.
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Though, I could be remembering wrong. I was quite intoxicated when I talked to him about it.
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