1. I'll respond with something random about you My delicious daughter has silly friends. No convertible for you. 2. I'll challenge you to try something come up with a good recipe for Ramen noodles that I can make. 3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you Green. 4. I'll tell you something I like about you That red dress of yours. Also, that you're an ex-cheerleader who plays videogames. GOOD videogames. The world needs more of those. 5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you It's a bit hazy, but the one that stands out is you marching around to the Rufus Shinra parade theme as I belted it out on the Harmonica 6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of an...ocelot? 7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you Would you be offended if I called you Kate Szechuans?
1. I'll respond with something random about you I live in your old room. It doesn't smell. Thank you. 2. I'll challenge you to try something See if you can drop trou and run three blocks without getting hate-crimed by the PDX Police. 3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you Aqua 4. I'll tell you something I like about you Acting. You're a blast to work with. 5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you I remember this one time, I was like, a sophomore or something, and I saw this guy running around in a dress. I was all, "wtf?" 6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of A lemur. 7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you What happens when you move out of PDX? I really don't wanna live there.
1. I'll respond with something random about you Like many of my exes, my lovely wife is also short and a dancer. 2. I'll challenge you to try something Do an a capella solo of Flight of the Bumblebee. Then do it again with your trumpet. Then record both, and send them to me. 3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you Red. 4. I'll tell you something I like about you the fact that you manage to find time for everything that's important to you in life. 5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you 6th grade beginning band. I was the tromboner that the teacher hated. 6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of A red robin. 7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you Do you like spicy food?
1. I'll respond with something random about you You and I went to prom together. To this day, it's the only school dance I've ever had fun at. 2. I'll challenge you to try something I challenge you to raise me 200 dollars so I can learn to speak Welsh. 3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you Light Blue. 4. I'll tell you something I like about you The inuit and hawaiian are cousins, don'tcha know. 5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you This one time when we were in PE in like 6th grade. 6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of a ninja. 7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you What is your favorite and least favorite thing about Alaska?
1. I'll respond with something random about you You're fat, and you frost your hair like a puerto rican. 2. I'll challenge you to try something Beat Ocarina of Time in a day. 3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you yellow. 4. I'll tell you something I like about you That your door's always open, even for a crazy asshole like me. And no matter how much all of your collar-poppin' college buddies hate me, you're my nigga, and you've always got my back. Cheers, bro. 5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you Shoving you off of the bleachers at lunch in 6th grade. 6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of A golden retriever. 7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you Why do you deny the truth that Savanna's mom is hot?
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My delicious daughter has silly friends. No convertible for you.
2. I'll challenge you to try something
come up with a good recipe for Ramen noodles that I can make.
3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you
Green.
4. I'll tell you something I like about you
That red dress of yours. Also, that you're an ex-cheerleader who plays videogames. GOOD videogames. The world needs more of those.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you
It's a bit hazy, but the one that stands out is you marching around to the Rufus Shinra parade theme as I belted it out on the Harmonica
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of
an...ocelot?
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you
Would you be offended if I called you Kate Szechuans?
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I live in your old room. It doesn't smell. Thank you.
2. I'll challenge you to try something
See if you can drop trou and run three blocks without getting hate-crimed by the PDX Police.
3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you
Aqua
4. I'll tell you something I like about you
Acting. You're a blast to work with.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you
I remember this one time, I was like, a sophomore or something, and I saw this guy running around in a dress. I was all, "wtf?"
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of
A lemur.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you
What happens when you move out of PDX? I really don't wanna live there.
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Until I get bored in about six months and decide my true calling is in the Northwest Territories. Then you're fucked.
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Like many of my exes, my lovely wife is also short and a dancer.
2. I'll challenge you to try something
Do an a capella solo of Flight of the Bumblebee. Then do it again with your trumpet. Then record both, and send them to me.
3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you
Red.
4. I'll tell you something I like about you
the fact that you manage to find time for everything that's important to you in life.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you
6th grade beginning band. I was the tromboner that the teacher hated.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of
A red robin.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you
Do you like spicy food?
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You and I went to prom together. To this day, it's the only school dance I've ever had fun at.
2. I'll challenge you to try something
I challenge you to raise me 200 dollars so I can learn to speak Welsh.
3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you
Light Blue.
4. I'll tell you something I like about you
The inuit and hawaiian are cousins, don'tcha know.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you
This one time when we were in PE in like 6th grade.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of
a ninja.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you
What is your favorite and least favorite thing about Alaska?
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P.s. I'm glad you had fun at prom, so did I. And good luck you ain't getting money.
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You're fat, and you frost your hair like a puerto rican.
2. I'll challenge you to try something
Beat Ocarina of Time in a day.
3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you
yellow.
4. I'll tell you something I like about you
That your door's always open, even for a crazy asshole like me. And no matter how much all of your collar-poppin' college buddies hate me, you're my nigga, and you've always got my back. Cheers, bro.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you
Shoving you off of the bleachers at lunch in 6th grade.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of
A golden retriever.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you
Why do you deny the truth that Savanna's mom is hot?
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