Oh, I see how it is.

[flyingharmonica]

Any of my normal entries, people barely glance. I post a dumb meme that verbally handjobs you, suddenly everybody shows up to comment. Fatties.

Comments

[jadorepierre]

Owen! Quick! Brett Favre has signed up to come to my "Student Appreciation" party at my work, what do I do? What should I wear? What do I say!?

And it actually wasn't me who signed him up to go, either.

[delphianlore]

get his autograph and sell it on ebay.

[flyingharmonica]

I happen to know that Bret is a big fan of red. A red shirt will be an excellent choice. Jeans are good too, but only boot-cuts. Matching heels and purse will help. I think you'll find that he loves talking about all sorts of things, but his true passion is Greece in the classical era. Get him talking about the battle of Thermopylae, and you've won his heart.

[pagemaster]

Yea, and then talk about Simonides. Then you'll get him. Then tell him that Green Bay should go fuck themselves, I'm sure he'll love that

[bloodbathlatte]

That's because, in the end, we all really just want to hear about ourselves.