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[flyingtree]

So a scary incident took place yesterday while I was at work. So I am out side talking to Jessica on the phone when suddenly this old oaf who was leering at me all night at the bar, walks out. He squishes his face in between his two hands and looks at me, and keeps doning that and keep looking at me. Then he starts walking down the steps, but he

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[mandrinorange]

katie, I hate to tell you this, but i'm really a scary oaf in disguise

[flyingtree]

What on earth were you thinking, why not just be an ogre they at least can pull candles out of their ears