In Which I Help Put A Tube In A Douchebag's Penis

[flynace]

About five days prior to this story, a man kicked in several doors at a motel near Aurora. When confronted by the manager, the suspect began chasing that manager with a knife. When confronted by the police, the suspect began to run very very quickly. He escaped

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[spazerrific]

epic win!

[rami_raksab]

Awesome nurse. You should've gotten her phone number. ^^

[leapingcustard]

this is great, tom. i enjoyed it and shared it!

[flynace]

Sweet, thanks!

[bobtheslinky]

awesome! justice is served!

[evianlake]

but what happened to the dildo?!

[flynace]

First watch officers took a Found Suspicious Property report several hours later.