IT STOPPED RAINING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Mel

In order of funny, and I know there are more than 10, I just couldn't stop...

Go to google, type in "[your name] needs" (with quotations) and hit enter.
Paste the first 10 sentences of what you need.

Mel needs More Balls
Mel needs to send illegal arms to a third world country
Mel needs to stop acting like 50 cent
Mel needs a Brain
Mel needs any young ( Read more... )

How long can you hold it? HoldTheButton.com ~Mel

Click here.
Take the quiz.
Post your results.
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We all have things about our friends that make us slightly envious. Not in a bad way, but in a "Wow! I wish I had that person's hair, eyes, money, relationship, toenails, whatever."

So tell me what about me makes you envy me, then post this in your LJ and see what makes me envious of you.

~Mel

Wow, I never update, oh well, that didn’t work. Heh. So I saw this and liked it, so here it is.

Homophobia and You:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the ( Read more... )

Wow, I totally haven't updated in, well, I did update yesterday, but I haven't been very good at it. And now I am too tired to give a real update, oh well.

~Mel

You May Be a Bit Histrionic ...
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So, it’s late or early as the case my be and I didn’t update again. But here I am, doing so.  Today was good, for the most part. See, I slept late, which I don't like to do, but eh, whatev.

I went to a picnic at my aunt's house. That was, uneventful. I played a lot of cribbage with some distant relatives, whatev. But, it was very much like every ( Read more... )

I didn't update yesterday, damnit all. Oh well. Yesterday was Friday, it went fine. Classes and such were good. I stayed after and hung out with Nina and Kyle and various other people. Then I met up with Jess and we hung out with Zack and Jacob and such. That was cool, my Jess is leaving me, I am going to miss her like the sun misses the flower. ( Read more... )