The triumphant return.

[flyriceguy]

Yes yes my darlings, a post from your beloved Alex. Expect that shit from now on, don't be surprised you fuckers. I am totally jacking myself off right now with the thought that someone might actually read this shit.

The futureheads are coming to a town near me on friday. I am going. I am excited.

Comments

[anonymous]

awesome alex. im jacking off reading your post.

[anonymous]

ew. i checked this damn thing on a whim and you give me piddling details, reveling in your musical elitism. write something poignant, without 'jack' and 'off' in the same sentence. thanks.

--shanna