hello celibacy

[flyswatters]

it's noon on friday and im still out of breath from hauling ass across town to get my portfolio ready to turn into to my workshop teacher. the portfolio included 30 pages of my work, which is only half of what i completed for her class this semester. that's not even shocking because this is the third such portfolio ive turned in for an english

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[ms_brightside]

you should move to washington, everyone is a jew! its fabulous.
theres even a giant candle holder mi-jigger.

im clearly not jewish.
but i love them so.