"Bang! You're dead!"
"Am not!"
"You are, too! I shot you."
"Nuh-uh, I ducked before you shot me."
"Did not!"
"I did too! I ducked right before you said 'bang'."
"Well, I shot before I said 'bang', so I still hit you."
"Well, you can't hit me because I have a bullet-proof vest."
"Well my bullets can go through bullet-proof vests."
"No they don't."
"They do
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