Title: The Best Part of Waking Up...
Rating: Hard R
Warnings: Warning for RoyEd slash. Hard R rating for sexual content.
“Just give it a shot.” Roy had said. So okay, Edward had tried it, even though he didn’t like that reference to “shots” (which he most certainly did not like), or its association with milk (which he absolutely hated). He’d opened his mouth, sucked hard, and started to swallow -
- and had to rush to the bathroom and spit the vile stuff out, gagged into the washcloth, scoured his teeth.
Fuck. He didn't care what Roy said, he was swearing off coffee. If he absolutely had to swallow foul substances first thing in the morning, he was sticking to blowjobs.