Prompt 34: Cow. Pants
Title: Pants
Author: sky_dark
Series: Either
Word Count: 139
Rating: PG
Characters: Roy and Ed
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It gleamed, it shined, it outlined every curve and dimple. It made the object it encased a beauty to behold. It was black, it was slick and tough, it probably saved a lot of skin because there was no doubt the occupier of it's embrace skidded over the ground a time or three. It creaked and it stretched and it left no doubt as to what lie within it's confines when it's wearer was facing one. It hugged and it gripped and is shimmered in the dull overhead office light and it was at its best when the wearer was facing away and wasn't wearing his coat.
Really, the Colonel thought as he watched Edward windmill around the room on yet another tirade, the leather pants just made the man.
It was the best use of cow parts, ever.
Author: sky_dark
Series: Either
Word Count: 139
Rating: PG
Characters: Roy and Ed
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It gleamed, it shined, it outlined every curve and dimple. It made the object it encased a beauty to behold. It was black, it was slick and tough, it probably saved a lot of skin because there was no doubt the occupier of it's embrace skidded over the ground a time or three. It creaked and it stretched and it left no doubt as to what lie within it's confines when it's wearer was facing one. It hugged and it gripped and is shimmered in the dull overhead office light and it was at its best when the wearer was facing away and wasn't wearing his coat.
Really, the Colonel thought as he watched Edward windmill around the room on yet another tirade, the leather pants just made the man.
It was the best use of cow parts, ever.