Oh dear, what is this 'snow' they speak of?

[saphira112]

Title: The Lunar Alchemist
Author: Kayland Elric
Full Name: Elle Elizabeth Elric
Full Species:  Maryis Sueis Edwardus Twinius
Hair Color: Brown, so I guess they aren't identical
Eye Color: Golden... I don't know...
Unusual Markings/Colorations: N/A
Special Possessions: Loneliness (pfft, of course)
Which Gate it Came From: Gate of Edward Twins, Gate of

Comments

[saphira112]

Okay, I just NOW got the fact that we're all still in flash-back mode from when she's 21, so this is all in her stupid little head. Wow. Sorry. The bad grammar got to me.

[shadow_aura]

...Um, does she know that she just needs to type in "FMA Bluebird's Illusion", and the first site will give her a detailed walkthrough of each ending? I mean, disregarding the actual reading, it took me about five seconds. Not that hard, man. But yeah, in the "Pride" ending, Ed died and was turned into a homunculus by Father/Hohenheim (back when everyone thought they were the same).

But it's really painful getting through this just because my Elric-Sib-Sue alarms are going off the whole time. Good god, fine, dream about it, but don't fucking write about it.

Oh man, I hope my brain's in a good enough condition to allow me to do my homework. I'm a bit worried after this mess; you never know what it might have done to it.

[saphira112]

I have no idea. She said she's not using that one, but rather everything else and the new FMA anime that's coming out in April. I don't see just how the hell she's gonna be able to do that considering that there still isn't much. Oy vey.

Well, this was my first sporking and I think I took on one that was just plain out AWFUL.

I hope your brain is, too. I'm not out gouging my eyes right now, so I hope I'm stable enough to go to school right now *sighs*

[nabaroo]

things that are forbidden to be sold in bookstores
Like what? Harry Potter? It's the fact she specifically said "bookstore" that got my goat. But also made me laugh.

Also, just because I'm really irky with French, it's "s'il yous plaît".

But man, I warned yuo it was a doosy. Good sporking.

[kookiety]

Every time I read 'COMMA!' I had happy mental images of 'COMA! Everyone goes sleepy-sleep. The sporkers clean up the mess by roasting the fic to pieces and feeding it to Father who dies due to the excruciating pain. The End.'

Ohhh wishes, how they flee from meee...

[saphira112]

*Laughs a little* I was thinking it might get so annoying to keep having that. Oh my gosh... the grammar is fucking TERRIBLE.

Now you know the paaaaaiiinnn D:

[hikaru_9]

The best part? My friend and I were talking about this story last night on IM, before I ever knew it was being sporked.

You missed some things in the sporking too. Like 'self-confident' should be 'self conscious.' that completely changes the context of the entire conversation.

[saphira112]

*Snorts* only you, Maxwell :D

Oh, right. Well... it was ten p.m. Whatcha expect? XDDD

[hikaru_9]

You failing. That's what I always expect.

[saphira112]

Mew... be niiiiiiicccce.

[decapitatedneko]

HOW DARE THIS MARY SUE KILL AL'S GOOD NAME?!

Oy vey, time to bust out the House 'flippin you off' icon...

[saphira112]

Inorite? XDD

Indeed.