Comments | fma_spork: DNAMV, you're in BIG trouble now!

saphira112 in fma_spork

DNAMV, you're in BIG trouble now!

Mar 30, 2009 21:18

Title: The Valkyria's
Author: MarhiaPotterakMewNakama [The bloody fuck is that? Were you high when you chose a pen name or something?]

Full Name (plus titles if any): Dunno if I should put ALL five girls' full names here, but the main annoyance is called *goes to check* “Dorinda Nymphadora Antonitte Marie Valkyrie”. Why the hell would you call your ( Read more... )

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6eddingsfan90 March 31 2009, 03:37:47 UTC

I could not even finish it. I could hardly get past the tenth line. My brain hurts.

saphira112 March 31 2009, 03:39:27 UTC

*gives you painkillers while popping some of her own*

This was hard to spork. I had to leave it for a while so I could retain my sanity before going back to it.

6eddingsfan90 March 31 2009, 03:43:25 UTC

seriously, what kind of sick fuck would name their character something as lame as Dorinda, even if it is a Sue??? If you're going to name a Sue, make an attempt to give it a pretty name!

saphira112 March 31 2009, 03:44:12 UTC

Truer words haven't been spoken *is currently rubbing aching temples* Ugh...

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le_squeaky March 31 2009, 06:04:26 UTC

I couldn't finish it either sadly...

Viss rhymes with piss! 8D
Ichigo... Since when did Japan invade Amestris?

saphira112 March 31 2009, 06:11:03 UTC

I figured... our great sporker friend Puppet couldn't even read it in general. SO I sporked it.

IT DOES.

No idea. Apparently because it was created in Japan, it's okay to put in Japanese names and soon, the dialogue will be a hodgepodge of randomness making no sense and thus displeasing. Also, more spelling mistakes *shudders at the thought* I mean, Roy is prolly the only REAL Japanese name in there...

It's like with Godchild and how everyone makes Merryweather ( a little English cockney girl) say "nii-sama" to Cain, who is also English. HOW THE HELL DO THEY KNOW JAPANESE!? I wrote a rant about that a while back >>

shadow_aura April 5 2009, 15:48:25 UTC

It's like with Godchild and how everyone makes Merryweather ( a little English cockney girl) say "nii-sama" to Cain, who is also English.

...WAT? And here I was raging when Viz changed Merri's "Big Brother" to "Older Brother"!

saphira112 April 5 2009, 17:48:13 UTC

I know, right? Just... ugh. Bad enough VIZ does it. We don't need FANFICTION writers doing it.

I think I should be blaming the Drama CD's

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6eddingsfan90 March 31 2009, 20:33:00 UTC

*hugs* Hush, hush, it's okay, love. I couldn't finish it either.
omg, fucking Suethor, butchering songs...

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6eddingsfan90 March 31 2009, 23:36:45 UTC

They write because they are stupid. We can only pray and hope that trucks full of grammar books crash into their houses and kill them all. *hugs*

nabaroo March 31 2009, 20:53:51 UTC

There. Are. No. Words.

Like, these Suethors... It is nearly impossible for me to rant anymore, because their stupidity, utter lack of logic or consideration of logic, lack of research (the list could go on), etc., make my brain almost literally bleed out my ears.

I know that no Suethor could possibly be older than eleven or twelve (I'm feeling very generous with age somehow) because I'm getting a goddamned 82 in my English Intensive class, and I'm working my ass off. We do, basically, analytical writing only (which kinda sucks, but is really useful), and if any of these Suethors EVER came in my class and wrote an essay to my teacher using this shit writing, they'd be so far down the hole they'd never see the light of day again. Like, my teacher, who is awesome and kind and personal, would probably go ballistic if she had to go through this.

I actually cannot begin to express my detest of these kinds of people. They will never succeed in a writing career (if, God help us, that's what they're pursuing) as long as they destroy the ( ... )

nabaroo March 31 2009, 20:54:41 UTC

Also, the name was shit. Times 5632637436365436326356325436325332.0009853 and a quarter.

nabaroo March 31 2009, 20:58:17 UTC

And the only Japanese name I can think of in the Hagaren world is Izumi. And she's just frikkin cool, so she's allowed.

nabaroo March 31 2009, 21:03:20 UTC

(Wow I'm really just commenting myself a lot. Sorry for the double posting.) I checked the link....

.....Good God. May our souls be saved. Especially yours, Saphira.

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000_hester_000 March 31 2009, 22:18:34 UTC

I clicked the link so I could read it with its typos blissfully uncorrected. And I... just... wtf. I don't even know anymore. Everything Dorinda does makes absolutely zero sense whatsoever. And the random lyrics. The hell. It's not like they're even "significant" to the plot or anything. (Also, who explains how to pronounce Isabella. That one's actually a real name hon, we do know how it's said. And lol at the random Japanese name in with all the urple-prose-fantasy-English ones.)

saphira112 March 31 2009, 23:16:01 UTC

Yeeeeeup. Now you know why Cassian's brain feels violated? I mean, just...

How the hell do these Sues come up with such God-awful randomness that isn't even funny? *sigh*