I come bringing SPORK

[tsune_0]

Title: Alchemy and Witchcraft (Oh, I think we have a winner here, folks.)
Author: zillanna

Full Name (plus titles, if any): Alyssa Johnson
Full Species: Sueicus Retardicus
Hair Color (include adjectives): Dark
Eye Color (include adjectives): One green eye, one brown eye.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: n/a
Special Possessions (if any): n/a
Which Gate It

Comments

[tsune_0]

I'm glad I was able to make this a good experience. xD

[memory_stone]

I almost sporked this myself, but I'm glad you did it, because you did an excellent job. XDD

"You heard me go, (Ed happened to be in the next bathroom stall.)

(Dwayne Johnson: DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?)

I giggled at both these, but what got me the most was, without a doubt

COLONEL ROY'S AMESTRIS FRIED CHICKEN.

That was so much epic win, ohgod. XDD &hearts

[tsune_0]

Haha, thanks! Yeah, I totally gotta draw the logo for that. xD

[6eddingsfan90]

Turquoise! Rose! Vermilion! Scarlet, you burnt sienna bastard! MOTHER-CERULEAN-F*CKING-VIOLET!

THAT MADE ME LOL SO HARD!!! XD

srsly, this was full of shat.

[tsune_0]

I KNO RITE
Oh, colorful language.

[saphira112]

Duuuudddeeee...

One for the butchering of English punctuation, one for demoting Riza to the "Ice Queen" stage (when she obviously isn't like that more than 85% of the time!), one for the pointless wandering, one for lack of logic, one for making Ed and Al stare at her for no reason, and one because I'm fucking freezing and I wanna burn this story for my dying fire D<

Also, "(Ed: Turquoise! Rose! Vermilion! Scarlet, you burnt sienna bastard! MOTHER-CERULEAN-F*CKING-VIOLET!)" made my day and made this bearable :3

[tsune_0]

I'm glad it was made bearable for you. :>

[decapitatedneko]

{"You must be the new Second Lieutenant, DWayne Johnson.

(THE ROCK! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TOO GOOD!)}

*can't stop laughing*

Oh god. I think you should have given it an extra spork personally!!! XDDDDD