Drinking Again...

[6eddingsfan90]

I found a big stinker! But, it's too long to post all at once, so I have to post multiple entries. *headdesk*

Title: CharityXGreed [[I shat you not.]]www.Fanart-Central.net/chapter-84273.html
Author: dani416

Full Name (plus titles, if any): Charity Kimblee
Full Species: Sueis Homunculus Failus
Hair Color (include adjectives): dark black. [[Isn't

Comments

[nabaroo]

a man I knew, but did not.
Shubbudawha? I have no idea what she's trying to say here. This Suethor really doesn't know the basics of grammar. And the goddamned underscores made it nigh impossible to read!

[[Oh, great, now she's going to be British and spell everything with a u. Pip pip, tally ho!]]

Heh heh, kinda resent this comment a little. I'm Canadian, and I spell things like "colour" and "honour" with a "u". And personally I think it looks... I dunno, more sophisticated? Somehow I think adding a "u" makes a word like "color" look... "prettier.
Don't judge me. >////<

[6eddingsfan90]

>//////< Oh, geez, is my face red.

See, thing is, she's a Yank like me trying to spell like that.

[nabaroo]

Ah, okay.

It's okay, I don't resent you! It's just I don't like it when people think there's only a certain way to spell certain words that actually have more than one ways of... being spelt.

[saphira112]

GOD FUCK IN HEAVEN, WHERE ARE MY PAINKILLERS!?

One for the lack of punctuation IN ITS ENTIRETY, one for the lack of basic knowledge in the area of grammar in general, one for making Envy a wuss (when in fact we all know Envy could half-turn into a blade or something and stab her), one for making her Sue seem so helpless yet somehow so "powerful" in a shortened amount of time, one for making her fucking homunculus in the first place (for the record, "Charity" would rank closer to Virtues, no Sin and is therefore illegitimate), one for making her Kimbley's sister, one for no suspense or plot devices in use, one for the overall fail of this piece of shit and, as you said, ONE SPORK THROUGH EACH OF HER FUCKING HANDS SO SHE DOESN'T EVER CONTINUE THIS EVER AGAIN.

I dunno how many that is. My head hurts too much. How close, would you say, that this ranks to the "jessi story"?

[6eddingsfan90]

Oh, jessi was worse, by far.
That was... 10 sporks.

[saphira112]

I think it deserves more...

Yeah, now that I look back on jessi, it was worse than this. This is still pretty damn bad, though...

[wisdom_of_youth]

I'm new- who's Jessi? o.O

I agree, SPORK HER HANDS. Augh, this was dreadful.

[decapitatedneko]

XDDD i'm sorry, when you said "BZZ instant fail" i thought of a taser. XDDD

I've hardly seen sues crazy for bad boy homunculi, usually it's Ed...

Charity isn't exactly a horrible terrible sin to be feared...in fact, this is ridiculous. AND THERE'S MORE?!

[decapitatedneko]

PS: WHY?????

WHY DID SHE HAVE TO MAKE ENVY A PUSSY?

...Envy would destroy her...then bitch and whine about something...then brag about something...

GAH! THIS EVIL HANOUS ACT MUST NOT CONTINUE!!!

[6eddingsfan90]

"heinous."

AGREED. We must kill her for making Envy a pussy!

[decapitatedneko]

Deeply sorry, sticky keys. lots of typos to come until i get a new keyboard.

*grabs pitchfork and torch*

Kimblee does not approve of this nonsense.

[tsune_0]

AURGH WHAT

NO SERIOUSLY

WHAT

...I can see why you needed good ol' Frank Sinatra to get you through this one. Love that song.

Re: Kimblee does not approve of this nonsense.

[6eddingsfan90]

Just wait. IT GETS WORSE.

Ah, yes, one of the best voices of last century. I blame my mom for getting me hooked.

[fai_believes]

How many years has it been and people are still doing the palm tree joke?!

*headdesk*

That stopped being funny pretty much immediately. But then I suppose it's only natural Suethors wouldn't know originality if it smacked them in the face with a bigass fish.

And those underscores were seriously annoying. What's wrong with good old fashioned " "? oy vey.