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[memory_stone]

Title: The CatLike Alchemist (That's really all that needs to be said, isn't it?)
Author: whats-up-people

Full Name (plus titles, if any): Max Mustang
Full Species: Stupideus Marysue-ii de manly nameus
Hair Color (include adjectives): Black
Eye Color (include adjectives): Black
Unusual Markings/Colorations: N/A
Special Possessions (if any): Pocket watch

Comments

[nabaroo]

THIS IS BLOODY HILARIOUS.

“It was nap time. That fucking asshat.”
Al, who had had enough of stupid women copying his brother, yanked on the necklace and smashed the Sue's body through the concrete, storming away to complain about it on his livejournal.
“I’m not sure Ed, the colonel seemed…urgent, didn’t he? We'd better hurry before he wets his Depends or something.”

Pure win, right there.

On a different note, I adore hats. But what she seemed to have on her head was a big gray slab of bread dough.

[fai_believes]

Cat-like Alchemist? That's the best they could do? Of with this Sue's head.

Also your sporking was hilarious. I laughed loudly and often (and porbably annoyed a few co-workers as well).

She was immediately intimidated by his size as he morphed into Alzilla at the sight of her, razing over Central city and munching upon the Sue's delicious head. It was similar to a potato chip; luckily, there were many more Sues, so the angry Al did not have to stop at just one.

Alzilla slayed me.

“It was nap time. That fucking asshat.”

Oh yeah, and make me toast, bitch!”

Pure gems right there.

And I'm still over epic gymnastics too. Go you! ^^