Kay, so, I think I'm doing this for myself, considering this place died again.

[nabaroo]

Music: None.

Title: The End Where I Begin (and yet another Suethor trying to be poetic)
Author: UmberJaved (Um...er... Well at least it's not edwardsgurl4ever)

Full Name: Eva Crawford
Full Species: Can't-Write-A-Proper-Sentence Sue. I'm not faking the Latin right now.
Hair Color: Long, blonde hair. In a ponytail. We know where this is headed.
Eye Color:

Comments

[valenstyne]

What an absolutely predictable, unoriginal fic. Seriously, Suethor, can't you just once think of something that hasn't been done TEN THOUSAND TIMES?

Good spork, though! (Great, an indecisive Sue. This story will never end.) totally cracked me up. XD

[nabaroo]

I aim to please!

[handsomejin]

Thank you for sporking this. You made my life.

[nabaroo]

Ohmigawd you're welcome hunny bear.

[tsukihime_san]

Since I am a sucker for punishment, I could not resist looking up this fic.
Ouch, my eyes. O.o
Then I see 2 comments to it and I wonder if someone actually said something about her misspelling "Amestris" in her summary or something like that...
So, if you thought the chapter was bad, see how one of the comments looks >.<
olla alla umbi luv it . it was not that short as uy mentioned. the description and the vocablary WOAHH!1 WE have r selves a second miss shakespeare! keep up the good work cant wait 4 the next chap

[nabaroo]

I know.
"Second Miss Shakespeare"? First of all, say it properly. Mrs. Shakespeare (not Miss) wasn't a wordsmith like her hubby. Second of all, she certainly is no second Shakespeare. No one is. Shakespeare is Shakespeare and if anyone tries comparing themselves or others to him I will begin slitting throats, I swear to God.
Thirdly, that was really, really, really painful to read. I want Javert to arrest this commenter.