FMA =/= Twilight.

[soulless_lover]

so, so glad to find this place; there are so many incredibly bad FMA fics out there that i just knew there had to be a sporking community somewhere. and now i've found you! *wipes tears* oh, i'm so overcome! oh! *chokes* excuse me! talk amongst yourselves - i'll give you a topic: "Do Ishvalians Ever Get The Red-Eye Effect In Badly-Lit

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[decapitatedneko]

Oh mi GAWD! WHAT ATROCITY IS THIS?!

The Twi-Tards have officially taken over all of my Sanctuaries...

Your commentary made me laugh it off...nearly all the way...

...i don't think i'll ever heal. *grabs random stranger by the shirt* I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER HEAL!!!

[decapitatedneko]

I'm actually sad to say that part of that made my "Parkinsons" resurface...

I need better love fics STAT.

[kryptoncat]

Oh man, this reminds me of when I was playing Final Fantasy IV at my cousin's house during the Christmas holiday's; when I told my little cousin one of the characters was named Edward, she immediately asked, "Is he a vampire?!" But, she's still young, she'll be fine!

This fic makes my head hurt, and my sympathy goes to anyone named Edward in real life who has to put up with unwanted attention. Thanks for sporking this!

[nabaroo]

"Here, have some Abreva".

Win.

--I'd praise you more, but I'm rightfully exhausted.

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[anonymous]

SDFSDFSDFsDFSDFSFSDFDSGJSDGSDFGHDGSDKJSDJHSKDLHSDJKLHDJKSGHSJKDHKLSDNGDSJKFHSKJFHDS *is now laughing like a complete maniac (for a hint as to what it sounds like, think Shion Sonozaki's laugh from Higurashi no Naku Koro ni) as she attempts to use her ridiculously short fingernails to claw her own eyes out*

...

*begins banging her head against the computer table repeatedly* WHY *bang* WHY *bang* WHY *bang* FOR *bang* THE *bang* LOVE *bang* OF *bang* HIROMU *bang* ARAKAWA *bang* WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY *bang bang bang bang THUD* Pass the Brain Bleach, someone, ANYONE, JUST PLEASE GET THIS STUPID FIC OUT OF MY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaad... *breaks down crying*