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[gojyo_saaama]

[ He was never going back. Sure, he was getting a little tired of Spam, and sure, there was an important mission waiting for them back in China, yadda yadda, but he was never leaving ever. Because this Jeep was amazing. This Jeep had padded seats and air conditioning and a roll bar to hang on to and, perhaps most importantly, it didn't give him

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[monocled]

[You know if there's a Jeep he's not going to let you drive it. Even if this one isn't nearly as responsive or cute.]

It's tri-cera-tops. And they pretty much are a living tank. Like a rhinoceros. They eat leaves, and the horns are primarily for dueling over mates - at least, this is what archaeologists theorize.

[pause] They must be learning all kinds of interesting things about their behavior. It's kind of exciting.

[gojyo_saaama]

[ Bastard. He's a fine driver! He just gets excited by things and swerves to see them better, that's all. ]

Think he'd let me ride him?

[monocled]

Normally I would say that's an excellent idea and you should try it, but the RVs don't really have adequate facilities for me to soak out blood stains...

[gojyo_saaama]

You said he was a plant eater! Like a giant cow... cows aren't dangerous.

[gojyo_saaama]

Yeah, yeah.

[ He's over the pointed-headed plant eaters, because that sign has a skull-and-crossbones on it, and that means danger, and that means that the next critter is a scary one. ]

What about that one? It's too small, I can't read it.

[gojyo_saaama]

[ See, Gojyo's not big on museums, or history books. He knows Gozira and he knows dragons, but dinosaurs? This is the first he's ever heard of 'em! ]

Is that a good one?