potential bummer

shot in the face with a pellet gun,

it stuck in your soul patch
and you cried like a hungry seal

'Lower Manhattan was soon a furnace of crimson flames, from which ( Read more... )

Bab·bitt n.

A narrow-minded, self-satisfied person with an unthinking attachment to middle-class values and materialism.

george w bush's letter to the troopshey, you're dead and invisible ( Read more... )

quote du jour

"We’re getting this idea where we should all work in an office and eat vegetables.”

- Michael Vokoych, owner of Michael’s Italian Beef and Sausage Co.

greetings from arizona1. 400 years ago, england barfed - welcome to america ( Read more... )

i can't always see it, but where ( Read more... )

quote of the day

"One angry owner of a vandalized Hummer, Richard Coger of Fayetteville, explained to the press that perpetrators had also stuffed a sandwich into his gas tank."

Poor lil' sandwich.

"The invasion of Iraq had a number of motives, and one was to illustrate the new National Security Strategy, which declares that the United States will control the world permanently by force if necessary and will eliminate any potential challenge to that domination. It is called pre-emptive war ( Read more... )

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