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by limitedbythesky
fnmatrix's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 13% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 08:00:09 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 12:31:30 PM
Alco Money! : $ 328
Guests of Honour
savy_angel is a hung-up Fundementalist Christian. savy_angel decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
self_evident is a graceful Buddhist. self_evident drank 8 Absinthes, 1 White Russian.
dmau is a despicable Fundementalist Christian who never washes their hands after they visit the bathroom - even when they shit on them. dmau decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
sweet_charade is a bouncy Hindu. sweet_charade drank 18 Coffee Liqueurs.
thatisntacow is a demonic Fundementalist Christian who throws bricks onto cars from freeway overpasses. thatisntacow decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
spainplease is a psychotic Taoist who enjoys farting rapturously during funeral services. spainplease drank 2 Brandys.
wallflower43 is a hearty Taoist. wallflower43 drank 1 Sherry.
fnmatrix is a suicidal Fundementalist Christian and a tubthumping lunatic who finds much folly in hijacking wheelchairs from the crippled. fnmatrix decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
crazy_faith is an erratic Buddhist. crazy_faith drank 13 Poteens, 3 Irish Creams, 1 Pilsner.
aptirkc is a neurotic Agnostic. aptirkc drank 20 Everclears.
fnmatrix is a disconsolate Wiccan and a greasy lager lout. fnmatrix drank 2 Cosmopolitans, 3 White Russians, 4 Gins.
missymissymissy is a spiteful Fundementalist Christian. missymissymissy decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
bornforthestage is a melancholy Taoist. bornforthestage drank 1 Cider.
Sick!
For some barfing is merely a hobby, whereas for self_evident, sweet_charade, crazy_faith, aptirkc they are hoping to turn professional within the next few months. Good luck to you!
Fights
'I know your sort fnmatrix, you wander around cursing everything that is good and true in life. Jesus said....' fnmatrix jumped up before thatisntacow could even finish the sentence and began smothering the God-Botherer with a pillow.
Lovers
Whilst it may seem like their relationship is doomed to a one night stand, we sincerely hope that both thatisntacow and fnmatrix will see the light and become eternal snugglebunnys.
The Drunkest
Here aptirkc mate!! This substance is water. It doesnt have the best taste, but if you drunk more of it you wouldnt be so ratarsed all the time.
Random Events
spainplease moaned continually throughout the evening, calling savy_angel a dirty sober bastard. savy_angel
proceeded to beat spainplease with a claw hammer.
Oh the powers of persusasion! savy_angel managed to convince a less than sober self_evident that the milkman had run away with their dentures. self_evident began chewing on the sofa, realising 5 hours later that they had a healthy set of teeth!
Happy New Year!
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