Ladies and gentlemen... BEHOLD!

My DragonCon TV bumper!

(Not actually written by me, just, it was my question is all.)

What would the first day of con be without the ESCALATOR OF DOOOOOOOOOOM?
Fnord!
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I came up with a new swear word today.

"Bunnyfucker!"

It's absurd enough so that no one you say it to can really get offended, but still sounds angry enough that there's some weight behind it.

Don't ask me where it came from. It's just one of those moments of genius that you can't really describe.

Ha ha! Yes!

Senator Ted Stevens Indicted!

This just made my day!

This is the first time I've had the 4th off in... god... I don't even know how many years.

Anyway, I'm wondering if anyone has anything going on. I didn't even remember that it was tomorrow until sometime last night, and I have no plans. I'd rather spend time with friends, jello shots, and rock band than sitting at home doing nothing.

Because, maybe if I post witty things that other people have done enough, people will love me...

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So, in case anyone cares or anything, my birthday is next saturday.

Don't currently have any plans or anything. I'd just like to not spend the day alone.

http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno/

Who knew that snails were so kinky?

Laundry day! The best day of them all! Much better than hanging out
with people, or going to street fairs, or ren fests...
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