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[fo_shizzzle]

so i wake up this morning and decide i want to read a litte bit before i go downstairs for breakfast. so i turn my light on and while i'm hopping back into bed i see what has to be the BIIIGESST SPIDER I'VE EVER SEEN. so i throw my book at him but it lands just next to him like literally touching one of his legs and this spider is so bad ass, it

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[a_mererobot]

hahahhahaaa

kelley, i love you and your stories.

[natives]

i remember when you were a hooker.

[unspoken_wordsx]

that was a great story.

you gave up your days as a hooker? i could have sworn i saw you standing on one of the corners on main street friday night ;]

[_danikins_]

don't listen to her stinky stina, she was at my house after she made her regular rounds ;)

haha
ew

[fo_shizzzle]

you know how we get down.
;)

[njosnavelin_]

HAHA!

...once I had a huge ass spider crawl across my pillow and I jumped out of bed. Except I fell face-flat on the floor because my left foot got stuck in the sheets. it hurt. :{

[scream_o]

haha that was pretty entertaining