The Heart of Matters

[fobpunchlinedc]

I've realized that I spend a good portion of my day thinking of puns in my head. At the time I always think that they are earth shattering, but then later realize they are just short of awful. For instance, this morning: What did the philosopher/scientist say to the lowly stubborn dairy farmer? Sir, look past your eyes! Pasteurize. Get it?

Comments

[tonyceratops]

n00b.

[anonymous]

BAHAHA. Mouse traps and petroleum jelly. Fucking hilarious.
I wish I could have seen you for more than 5 minutes yesterday!

-Meghan