WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME

[fobpunchlinedc]

I legit just turned down a threesome. With two bitches. Is this my rock bottom, or my summit? I must be crazy. I really must be.

-Michael

Comments

[fobpunchlinedc]

Reason #2: One of their facebook profile pics is a cartoon character.
Reason #3: A text: "Suck it up and let us fuck you."
Reason #4: A text: "It needs to be now. Right now. Let's get it."

[fobpunchlinedc]

Reason #5: A text: "We were at Singapore w/ gays. We want to fuck you. No guestions (yes, guestions, not questions). Me you (insert name), call me."

[its_jesso]

I think you made the right choice. No guestion about it.

[tonyceratops]

well... were they cute?