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[followinfairies]

I hate when attractive guys come to theatre. No one is ever interested in the popcorn girl. And the uniform does nothing for my growing gut. I need to learn to eat less. I need to exercise. I don't do either of those things. Ofcourse, when gay guys come to the theatre, they instantly decide I'm their best buddy. I love that.

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[bluebirdsludge]

I feel the same way in my blockbuster uniform. It makes me look like somebody who is sickly with AIDS and you know what? It seems the only people that are really nice to me my age are gay guys as well!

[followinfairies]

That's because you look like a pretty gay boy. My uniform makes me look fatter than I am and a lot less female. Come back and love me.

[kimnastics]

I don't even have to tuck my shirt in anymore, because my gut holds the shirt in its place and pulls it out enough to where there's nothing to tuck in. Awesome.

[followinfairies]

You got a great boyfriend with our hideous uniforms. Teach me your magical powers!

[kimnastics]

He has very low standards.

[kimnastics]

Also, I think maybe the uniform is a turn-on? Why else would he have stayed with the company for so long if not to oggle the employee girls in the hot uniforms?