reasons why i love mary blitzer

[followyournose]

nifua: one time mary came to school on monday with cuts allll over her legs
nifua: and i was like mary what happened
nifua: and she goes i fell in new hampshire over the weekend

Comments

[enjoiboi]

thats one of the coolest stories ever. mary is cool. ask her to show you her mushroom light.

[freelovin]

mary is always in random northeastern states. i dont know why she lives in florida.

reasons why i love mary blitzer

[acousticplease]

bcuz she drives an astro van.