the door in the floor

[followyournose]

There was a little boy who didn't know if he wanted to be born. His mommy didn't know if she wanted him to be born either

Comments

[poemtothedead]

who wrote that?

[followyournose]

john irving.

[followyournose]

well, technically john irving's fictional character ted cole. but john irving.

[enjoiboi]

yeah seriously. no offense but who did you get this from?
and if i was the boy wouldnt i know that the only thing under the floor would kill me, so wouldnt i obey and never open the door?

[followyournose]

no offense?

[beenyweeny]

id open that bitch on purpose and fight everything under the door in the floor. id win too bia!