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[fomicry_genius]

Hiro, I have a job for you. If you would stop by the shop to feed and walk Selenia, I'd be most appreciative. Always looking for ways to be of help, mn

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[ion_replica]

Feminine mystic? Wait, I'm growing up? What are seams? Cynicisms?

[fomicry_genius]

Have Sync demonstrate for you how to use a tampon. I'm sure that will be most illuminating, and will answer all of your questions for you.

[ion_replica]

He told me he was gonna burn them. I don't want him to burn them. That's bad.

What's illuminating?

[fomicry_genius]

It would leave a rather unfortunate smell, no doubt.

Ask Sync to give you a Dictionary, if you would.

[helpless_hero]

Oh.

Okay. Do I need a key? Does she need to be fed at a certain time? Does she only eat a certain amount? Does she eat a certain brand of food? Does she need to be brushed and stuff? What about her...poop? What do you want me to do about that? Is she housetrained? Where is her food and leash and stuff?

...oh. I have to tell you that I've never taken care of a dog before. I've...read books about it...and...I guess...being around Gure-nii taught me a few things...but yeah. If you want to give someone else the job it's okay. I want to do it, but yeah, I don't know if I'm the right person for the job. Do you think it will be okay?

[ooc: >_> Forgive him. He's overexcited.]

[fomicry_genius]

Exactly right. I'm sure you'll fit the part suitably enough. It's all a learning experience, remember.

Best of luck, Hiro. I'll be sending you the key.

[[ooc: Jade is in a bizarre mood. ^^; So forgive him as well.]]

[helpless_hero]

...okay. Thanks!

[ooc: ^^; Of course. Hopefully Selenia won't die from over-zealousness.]

[fomicry_genius]

You have my gratitude as well.

[[ooc: Is he a big fan of puppies, or just -that- happy to be Jade's little helper? XD]]

[akashic_torment]

Hn. Yeah, thanks, Necromancer.

[fomicry_genius]

My pleasure, Sync. No need for thanks.